N: whoever is able to answer my next question truthfully will get to eat the chicken
Leo: **slams the table**
N: why did you do that?
Leo: its because I'm hungry. I answered you already so I can eat
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Leo: are you from heaven? Because--
Hyuk: yes, I died 8 years ago along with that damn pickup line
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Ravi: I got people following me around
Hongbin: its because low price items often attract more customers
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Ken: bITCH YOU WANNA FIGHT
N: roses are red,
shit is brown,
shut the fuck up
and sit the fuck down.
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**planning for world tour**
Jelpi: Where do you guys want to go?
N: **points to North America on the map**
Jelpi: alright then. Now let me ask you, who discovered America?
5vixx: N-hyung
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Ken: what is the second last letter in the alphabet?
Hongbin: Y (why)
Ken: cuz I just wanted to know
Hongbin: what the fuck
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Ravi: lets play kazoos for our next comeback
Hyuk: heck yeah
N: i am not responsible if any of you regret performing with kazoos on stage
Ravi: **aggressively starts playing Sandstorm on the kazoo**
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Ravi: my members are the most complicated people I ever know
Ken: **runs head first to the dorm's door**
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Leo: life is not a garden so stop being a hoe!!
N: I can be anything I want!! **continues digging the ground with his hands**
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Hongbin: can i sleep with you?
Hyuk: yea sure but I talk in my sleep
Hyuk: **sleeptalking** I want to fuck you, Hongbin.
Hongbin: .-.
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Once Upon A VIXX
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