Guy: * drops phone *
N: i will help you with that
Guy: OMGOMGOMGOMFG NNNN IM A STARLIGHT
N: aww *saw Leo's photocard in the guy's phone case* how dare you like my husband, you hoe *glares*
Guy: um i thought its just some inside joke where starlight ships you with leo. I never knew both of you are.... a thing
N: YOU BETTER KNOW IT NOW BECAUSE HE IS MINE * takes photocard out and leaves *
Guy: wth T-T
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Hyuk: its my first time cooking. You better taste it!!
Leo: no
Hyuk: tell me what do you think of my food
Leo: terrible
Hyuk: aw come on you havent even tasted it
Leo: i dont have to
Gordon Ramsay: *appears* a true chef can judge someone's cooking by the way it looks
Leo: i salute you
Gordon Ramsay: alrite mate *vanishes*
Hyuk: wow ok i will ask someone else to taste it
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Ken: HEY HEY GUESS WHAT ANIMAL AM I OOF OOFF
Girl: a dog?
Ken: NO ITS A FISH
Girl: a fish dont have sound
Ken: wtv HOW BOUT THIS MEOW MEOW
Girl: a cat?
Ken: NOOOO its an elephant
Girl: wth
Ken: you suck in this game
Girl: .....ok
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Hongbin: do you know if you found a flower in the middle of nowhere, the flower belongs to the spirits?
Ravi: really?
Hongbin: yea
Ravi: so you belong to the spirits?
Hongbin: what?! no
Ravi: *carries Hongbin into a witch's cottage in the middle of the forest* i am bringing you back to the spirits, hold on a sec
Hongbin: *cusses under his breath* fuck you
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Once Upon A VIXX
Random*strums guitar* I love you, vixx *strums guitar again* I ain't never gonna stop loving you, vixx the most random vixx shit. [ Warning: Don't read if cringey, overused jokes, old songs references, expired jokes and memes, and language error annoy y...
