Cha Jr: dad, the kids in my school bring homemade meals, why not you make one for me?
N: sure sweety but MAKE SURE NOT TO SHARE IT WITH SIMBA OR ELSE HE WILL COMPLAIN IT TO HIS DAD AND I WILL--
Cha Jr: whatever. i will eat pocket ketchup.
N: i will microwave some pizza rolls for you to bring. Its still homemade, right?
Leo: **passes a music sheet**
Simba: oh fuck this shit is too easy to play **starts playing on the piano like a pro**
Leo: thank God I have a son like you
Bach: so proud of my great grandnephew :")
Simba: **realises Bach's appearance** who's that?
Leo: there's nobody. Wanna eat?
Simba: SURE DAD MAKE ME ONE TANK OF RAMYEON. I WILL GET MORE PACKETS OF RAMYEON FROM THE STORE
Leo: yAS SON LETS EAT
Kenneth: dad I want to study abroad in Holland
Ken: study hard, my child :")
Kenneth: **stands on top of a mountain. starts yodelling**
Guy: mAN YOU AINT DOING IT THE RIGHT WAY!! STOP SCREAMING AT THE MOUNTAINS
Kenneth: **continues yodelling**
Ken: **comes down from a jet from SK** GOSH SON I HEARD YOU ALL THE WAY FROM HOME, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS SON
Kenneth: its easy, dad! Just take a deep breath and-- **yodells really loud**
Man: NO
Mountains: **explode**
Ravi: JAEWON COME HERE
Ravi: OH MY DEAR DAUGHTER PLEASE COME
Jaewon: **runs out from her room to the bathroom** YES DAD?
Ravi: A COCKROACH FLEW OUT FROM THE TRASH BIN AND I SWEAR WAS IT YOU OR YOUR MOTHER WHO COULDN'T DISPOSE THEIR RED FLAGS PROPERLY
Jaewon: geez dad. **leaves**
Ravi: DAUGHTER ARE YOU LEAVING? WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Jaewon: planning to sleep at Kenneth's house?
Ravi: don't go and sleep with Kenneth even though both of you have a thing with each other istg i won't approve both of you
Jaewon: tHEY are at Holland ffs chill
Binnie: uh fabulous bitch in da house **sashays at school**
Guy: MAKE WAY FOR OUR QUEEN, LEE BINNIE!!
**everyone seperates like the Red Sea**
Binnie: oh gosh thanks
Hongbin: my daughter slays
Man: sir, your daughter flipped her hair to hard that it hit my daughter's face and she broke her neck.
Hongbin: sorry to hear that. your daughter got no lady power to fight her
Hulk: dad the ramyeon packets are gone. Someone bought all of them!
Simba: um sorry betch my dad needs it more
Hulk: we need it too!!
Hyuk: let him take it, Hulk
Hulk: why?
Hyuk: @Simba tell your dad to make some for me, okay?
Simba: ....o...kay
Hulk: how about me?
Hyuk: cup noodles
Hulk: (rubbish dad.)
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