"What more of my life should I talk about?" I asked my mom.
She grinned, "How your life is until now honey, I did it. It was boring but you know!"
I nodded my head, "Okay."
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"Asher!" I growled.
"Who? What? Me??? My name is...ASHTON!!!" He squeaked and hid behind Mark who was talking to Casey.
"You are dead!" What? I'm still pissed at him. He kidnapped me for goodness sake. Forget the *cough cough* kiss and the him comforting me!
"Riley? How come you are blushing?" Casey asked poking my cheek. She gasped and whispered in my ear, "Did you and Asher do the naughty??? OooOooo you go gurl!"
"Whaaaa???? NO! What the heck Casey!? Just, no!!"
"What are you guys talking about?" Asher asked hugging me from behind.
Casey smirked and winked at me, "I see what's going on"
I shook my head no and pushed him away, "UNICORNS!!! We are talking about unicorns. And how colorful and magical they are!!!"
"Caseyyyyyy!!!" Marked whined. She turned around, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LOOKING AT MY FAVORITE SHIP ABOUT TO SAIL!?!?"
He pouted, "I'm sorry."
She grinned and hugged him, "It's okay."
"Can't wait till we are gonna be like that." Asher smirked.
I scoffed, "In your dreams."
"Oh princess we do a lot more in my dreams."
A lot more in his dreams? What does he-.... I gasped, "YOU DIRTY MINDED PERVERT!!! Shoo! Go away!!!"
"See Marky? That's the ship. It's so beautiful." She said fake crying.
"But we are a way better couple." Mark said smirking at Asher.
"I don't think so buddy! Me and my beautiful princess here are a better couple, isn't that right princess?" Asher grinned looking at me.
I-uh... Wait? What!?!? Theivnsrjdka??? Since when!? How come I was not informed about this!? I need more answers!
"Huh?" I asked. I feel stupid now. Of all things I could have said.
"You're my girlfriend princess."
"OH MEH GURRRD YAAAASSSS!!!! MEH SHIP IS DA BOMB AND IS NOW SAILING!!!" Casey yelled and danced randomly.
"Hold up Case, they have to kiss to seal the deal. To make sure that this is real." Mark smirked.
I hate you now Mark, I thought you were a sweet guy. I officially hate you.
"My pleasure!" Asher said happily. Bish whaaa?? Da fudge you gonna do boi?
He grabbed my face gently, leaned in aaaannnd.....
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!!" The helium chipmunk slut screeched. Gosh! She sounds like the banshee, you know like from the movies?
It's a funny thing th- WAIT A SECOND!!! WHAT??? I turned my head to look at her.
Is it just me or is she wearing clothes that are wayyy to small for her. Has she have no shame? Even her face looks likes a nasty-errrr version of Barbie. But like melted, and caked, layered. She looks like she face painted her face.
I bet her make up is from crayola. Probably melted it and shoved it on her face. I bet that's not the only thing she shoves in her face. Shit!I'm acting like Asher. Double shit! I'm getting off topic again!
"Bish whaa??" I said putting my hand on my hip.
"I said, he's my man, stay away from him." She glared.
"Gosh your voice is annoying the hell out of me! Plus he doesn't belong to you."
"Uh yeah he does bitch."
"Aren't you the bitch here?" I smirked.
"Ugh!? How am I a bitch!?"
"Cause aren't you a female dog? You are claiming 'your' territory even though he isn't. That's a definition of a bitch. Don't worry though, I'll give you a dictionary so you could look up what words really are since you don't even know the definition of bitch. Do you say that a lot? Aww poor you!"
"I-uh...Then you're a bitch too! You're claiming him!"
"Did I ever say I claimed him? Stop getting your facts wrong. Unless you're mistaken and is referring to yourself."
"UGH!! You're annoying!!!"
"Says the one who came up to us first. Plus your voice is annoying, lay off the blow jobs for a while Sweetie, it's messing with the way you sound."
"Wha-uh....But...." She stammered.
"See you didn't deny it." I crossed my arms over my chest triumphantly.
She stomped her foot on the ground like an annoying but ugly child, "Whatever! He's mine!"
"Keep dreaming ya bitch!" I said. She glared at me but it seriously looked like she was constipated, flipped her long extension hair, and strutted away.
I hope you break a heel. As I thought that, her thin long heel snapped and she stumbled.
I ignored her and turned back around. "What?"
Casey was grinning like a Cheshire Cat, Mark was smirking with a look on his face, and Asher had an unreadable look.
"That's my girl!" Casey cheered, hugging me.
"Nice job." Mark said.
"I knew you loved me!" Asher said arrogantly. I rolled my eyes, "Whatever"
I gasped, "Wait I just talked to a animal! Damn! I'm awesome!"
We all started laughing.
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Dang! You wanted a chapter, I give you a chapter! See how nice I am??? Jk. But that was pretty long. Lol. But seriously though, damn Riley, back at it again with them comebacks and facts.
And sorry if it's not that funny. *chews cookie sadly*
Lol bye!🦄
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Comeback Queen
Humor"I hate you." He scowled. "Well, I never said you had to like me, now did I?" I said sassily.He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest. "Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find your brain back there." He glared at me. "Shut up wit...
