Where to look, where to look!? Is he in a tree? Under a rock? In a pineapple? Wait, I'm talking about spongebob and his friends....
"Asherrrrrrr!? Where you at though!?" I yelled. I heard rustling coming from the tree next to me followed by a loud thump.
"Ow son of a bi-"
"Asher!" I said crouching beside him. "Are you Okay?"
"Yeah Whatever, you can go back with your ex now, leave me be." He looked away, waving me off with his hand.
I rolled my eyes, "Chill Ash, I don't even know that dude, he was just playing along with me"
He gave me a look, "Why the fuck you lyin'?" I rolled my eyes, "I'm not lying you immature piece of shit."
"Rude." He grumbled. Glaring down at him I growled, "It's true. Now get up!"
He looked away blushing, "I may or may not have sprained my ankle when I fell."
Idiot. I turned around and started walking off. "Wait! Are you just gonna leave me here??? What if there are wild wolves!?"
Fucking idiot. "We are at the trees next to McDonalds. There are no wolves."
"You don't know that. What if I get kidnapped by a random stranger!?"
I ignored him and kept on walking. Told you he's immature. Suddenly(and not cliche at all) I bumped into someone. "Oh Jake! Glad to see you again. I need your help."
"With what?"
I pointed in the direction of Asher, "Asher sprained his ankle and he needs some milk-I mean needs some help!!"
Jake chuckled, "sure princess, where is Romeo?"
He skipped all the way to him and kneeled on one knee dramatically, "There you are love! I shall save thee!
"What the fuck?!? Dude let go!" Asher yelled struggling to get out of Jake's grip. He was holding him bridal style.
I slowly took out my phone, "Say cheese!"
Jake brought his face close to Asher making him blush shockingly. Click. I smirked putting away my phone.
This is now a new ship. Hell ya!
"Asher my love, I shall forever protect you from now on! For I love thee!" Jake said dramatically.
"Sorry bro but I don't swing that way." Asher said and looked at me for help.
I smirked and gave him a thumbs up. He glared at me, shaking his head slowly with a look of betrayal on his face.
'My new shipy ship ship.' I thought happily as I watched Jake annoy Asher by spinning him around in his arms like in those movies.
"What the heck dude? Leave me alone!" Asher whined pushing Jake's face away.
"No can do Romeo!" He grinned
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Sorry this is a short chapter and I haven't wrote in a while. I'll try to update faster. Sorry again, forgive me, love y'all! Have a good day/night.
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Humor"I hate you." He scowled. "Well, I never said you had to like me, now did I?" I said sassily.He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms across his chest. "Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find your brain back there." He glared at me. "Shut up wit...
