[COMPLETED] the first ; 첫 (SVT Vernon X Reader)

23: 나도.

I like that song. HOHO

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"Banana? What the hell is wrong with you?"
What is that smell?
"Oh, English. I can do English. Hi. My name is Hansol. Who are you? Are you my eomma's visitor?" Vernon looked straightly at you- scratch that, he can't look straight. His eyes aren't fixed.
And he's slurring. Damn.
You stepped near him, gently grabbing him by the chin to check his head for injuries. You found none, but what you found out was that Hansol Vernon Choi, apparently, is intoxicated.
It's goddamned 1 in the morning.
"Aish, jinjja. Why did you even drink?!" You asked him, only to see his eyes roll over the back of his head. Yes, he's napping. (You hope he's just napping. You wouldn't know what to do if he sleeps on the porch.)
You gently let him lean on the post and quickly took out your keys so you could open the door. You got back to him and slightly pat his cheek. "Yah, yah, Banana. Banana?"
Hansol looked up at you, pouting. Oh my God. "Yah, ahgassi. Don't call me that. Only my potato calls me that. Arasseo? Ara? Ara?" Oh. (Yah, miss. Do you understand? Understand? Understand?)
"Okay then. Hansol-ssi, can you stand? Let's get you inside." He just quietly nodded, rolling on his palms to levitate himself, finally standing. He walked towards the door without your help.

He looked actually normal, if you'll ignore the whole "eyes closed, head down, occasionally leaning on his side" angle of the whole affair.
You checked the road and finally closed the door. You saw Hansol in the middle of the living room, just staring on the couch.
"Ban- Hansol-ssi," you poked him, "would you wanna lie down?"
He did not respond. You watched him walk towards the couch and lie in fetal position. You still don't know what to do.
Your brother has always been the more responsible one between the two of you, so you never really had any experience with drunk people. Thankfully, Hansol isn't the violent kind.
You were already turning around when you heard a shh shh shh from behind you.
He's even calling you human. "What?"
"You. You... human. You stay there."
You still have to change your clothes. What does he want? "Uhm... do you need anything? Water, whatever?" He pointed a finger at you.
"W-what about me? Why are you doing that?"
"I... I want... I want p-" And his arm dropped. Hansol Choi is softly sleeping now. Wow. That was... sudden.

You let him be in that setup, just for a while, while you were changing to your pajamas. It's just a coincidence that it has banana prints all over it. You swear.

You were wearing your slippers to go down to Vernon now so you could bring him some pillows and blankets when you saw someone leaning on your opened door again. Of course, it isn't your brother.
"Banan- Hansol. What are you doing there?"
His head is lying low. "You... you asked me something. I haven't answered."
"I did?" He did not respond to you again. Instead, he walked towards your bed and sat there, facing the lamp. Yep.
"You see," Hansol started talking to the lamp, "I have... no, I don't have her yet. I... know a potato. Yes. She's not pretty, no."
Aish. Even in his drunken state, he still doesn't think you're pretty. You're hopeless now.
"No, not like that. She's way more than pretty, because I think she's... beautiful. You see, uhm, lamp, there is that fine, fine line between pretty and beautiful. She's there. Where did I meet her? Oh, guess what? In the sky~"
What. The. Crap.
"I never enjoyed flying, you know. Makes me uneasy. Do not trust planes. Bloodthirsty, weird, gigantic... machines. Never trust them. But I do like seeing things from above. They're small~ So you see, lamp, I want to see the ground but my ticket wasn't a window seat. I'm like... T-T."
Yes. He did it. He went 'T-T'. He's driving you insane. Because it seems like this story will take time, you plumped yourself down the beanbag.
"So I decided to sit on the seat beside what my ticket said, because nothing can take me away from my fated window seat~ and then I found a potato. She was poking me. It was her birthday, I learned."
God, you love him, but you really wanna sleep now.