Sometimes the world has a way of just working things out. Maybe something is annoying you, but it's really a blessing in disguise - or at least has a silver lining about it. Maybe you gotta write a lil ditty on a wattpado pet peeve, and just then wattpad starts going whack and peevin' ya. You've made it too easy today, orange overlords, for that I blow you a thanks among the fleet of curses flying your way.
You know, errors happens, and that's fine. I would say this funk has been going on a little too long to be brushed away without some catty peevishness but that's just me. A bigger annoyance is that Wattpad is consistently unreliable. It has been ingrained in me whenever I check the newsfeed to refresh it like two times and then finally it's like oh look someone posted... thirty minutes ago! *little '!' noise* Lots of times you get time-sensitive PM's asking you do to summat or answer summat and then the wattpad monster gobbles them up only to spit them out at you as soon as you have failed to do that thing in the time it needed to be done. They killed my bOI with that, but I'm over it. Pshhh. C'mon though, Watty. You used to to be a well-run website where we could all spam and chat and everything was rosy. Since I've come back you've been generally poor and intermittently garbage. Ya gotta try to pull yourself together, man.
This might take twenty tries to post, but I won't even be mad, because it will only prove me right! Ha-hah! Also, I wonder if there even is an actual glitch or if the ambassadors are just trying to silence my scathing attacks. We'll never know for sure, probably.
