AKA a seemingly innocuous question with apparently dire consequences. It's not like Lindsay to make a hollow threat, so I'm definitely worried right now. I can barely type my hands are so shaky.
I'm not the biggest fan of flowers. It's like, okay, they just sit there and make you tend to them and give you nothing in return. People always say they smell nice but they don't actually, do they? Someone will come up to me and be like oh wow these flowers smell go you gotta smell them so I lean in and give them a solid snort and it's at best a little irritating. Roses are a bad flower because they have those thorns and who knows where they are. You're just romping around looking for a good time and bam you trundle into a rosebush and I imagine it would hurt. It's something you gotta watch out for, at the least, and another inconvenience.
I wasn't one-hundred-percent sure if I knew what a carnation was. I've heard of them for sure. I've also heard of carnation milk which is a decent product. It's like choc milk, but also a wee bit chalk milk. Overall, I would recommend it, and it for sure puts carnations in a good standing. After a quick google, turns I was thinking of the right flower and yeah, it's a decent flower. Not dangerous, which is the most important thing, but I also gotta say they look nicer than roses too. If I gotta have flowers, the more random and wild-looking they are, the better. Like, honestly, the most intrigued I'll be by those things is when you get to that one government patch of grass nobody ever does anything with and it's just a swath of dandelions - that's exciting. Carnations aren't like that... at all, but, they are more so than roses which are super formed and like tightly bound and boring. Fight me, Lindsay.
