It's been a whole month and people are still talking about the so called horrible, awful, could-have-killed-her things I did too her. (I still don't see how a Starbucks drink could have killed her…so then I asked that question too the people and everyone said she could have drowned and I don't see how you could DROWN in a Starbucks drink…) Anyways, I walked into the cafeteria and Cana came
running up to me like she normally does and then from Jason I heard, “Weeaboo!!!” It echoed in the cafeteria and everybody turned and looked but I didn't really care. If my friends are weird, then I'm weird to. If my friends are sad, then I’m sad to and vise versa. It's just how it works with us.Cana: Hello.
Jason: Don't look directly into my eyes.
Laura: Why?
Jason: I’ll dab if you do…Cana: Yeah. He’s already done that too me. When I get home, I’m gonna bleach my eyes of the cringeyness.
Laura: I don't know what you guys are talking about. You're both cringey!That's when the strangest thing happened...Abigail Monstra walked up to US! And she did it all friendly-like too. Then she smiled like we had been besties since Kinder. I just decided to ignore her and walk away so that's what we did. Until she ran after us calling my name like a psycho.
Monstra-sity: Laura!!! Wait a second!! *catches up too Laura and Cana* It's hard to run after you guys in heels.
Laura: Well then, maybe you shouldn't wear them. They’re bad for your feet anyways.
Monstra-sity: Excuse me!? These were-I mean-thanks for the tip! *fake smiles*
Cana: Um, why are you acting so fake?
Monstra-sity: Well, I was just trying too be nice. Anyways, can I talk to Laura for a sec?
Cana: Well, no, I don't like yo-
Monstra-sity: Get lost! (pushes Cana)
Laura: Hey…!
Monstra-sity: Anyways, I just wanted to say that it's okay if you didn't mean to trip ME. Besides, I know you're just a little bit clumsy. Well, a lot clumsy.
Laura: I'm not clumsy. You just tripped me is all. You're just mean.
Monstra-sity: How dare you say that!? I can have you expelled if I wanted so I suggest you shut your trap before I make you're life miserable. First you're friends, then the school, then for the rest of your dorky little- OOWW!!!I couldn't help it! She was saying all that stuff about me and how she was gonna ruin my life. So I couldn't help but kick her. But at least I didn't use my Super Strenght or else her shin would be broken and I'd be in more trouble than I probably already am. Besides, she was being all bitchy about it. Mackenzie Hollister soudin' ass... (Dork Diary reference LEs ggOOo!!)
Monstra-sity: I'm gonna get you for that!! I'll have my dad suspend you for the rest of the year so I don't have too look at that lowlife face of yours!!
Laura: Go ahead and do that…*walks away*.“So what did she want?” Cana asked as I finally caught up with her. “To talk I guess. Well, more like complain.” I said. Then, Cana started looking at me up and down like I was a disease. It made me feel funny so I looked around. “Do you know how to sing?” She asked suddenly. “Um...yeah I think I’m pretty decent…” I said, confused. I've been confused a lot lately. And if you knew me as a person or best friend, you know that I don't necessarily like to be confused. “Cool! You're gonna join our band!!” She said with a smile. “Wait, what!? I never said I wanted to be in a band. I can barely sing in front of my mom.” I said and looked at her like she was crazy.
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Just A Normal Girl With A Semi-Normal Life
AcakA young tween, age 13, is discovering what it means to be in middle school. Friends, drama, crushes, and working out with a car. Along the way, this particular tween is also learning to control her powers and to not let them be seen by anybody, or f...