Chapter two

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Chapter 2: Cameron

"False alarm, Jade. It was just my reflection." Jade walked over to me and slapped me upside the head.

"You..." she said wagging her finger at me, (wagging's a funny word. It reminds me of dogs. I like dogs. Dogs bark, bark comes from trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful, dogs are beautiful, so dogs are beautiful, bitch means female dogs, so does that mean Jade is a bitch because she's beautiful? Wait, sorry, ADD.) "Are a little Bitch aren't you?" She slapped my leg.

"Owie, you hurt me!" I pretend to whine.

"Aw, do you want me to kiss it?" She said, in her baby voice. I nodded, making my lips quiver. She got down on her knees and kissed the side of my leg. She held it, so I got down on my knees and replaced my leg with my lips. She pushed me off. "Come on. Let's finish this up. And THEN I will kiss you."

"Hey that's no fair!" I pouted.

"Poor baby." She slammed the last window down and ran up the stairs.

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