Cave walks up to the microphone there are hundreds of people gathered around the stage to hear this hyped speech. Cave clears his throat and begins his speech. "I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade," He starts to shout like someone told him that his son became a pole dancer. " Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?" he goes down to a more informative but still angry shout. "Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!" he returns to pure rage. " Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" he steps off the stage and the whole crowd cheers and claps ass he leaves.
