calum;
you spelled my fucking name wrong! it's mary lynn, not marilyn. anyways, you totally deserved to drink my lenses. i'll pick up the glasses whenever i find my own charger. (oops????)
penis face? lol #wasntme??
sorry; that was lame.
the butt comment may or may not have made me blush??
can i possibly have my pants back? they're hollister. and i think we should watch the videos together. see you saturday?
xoxo
mary lynn
(just mary lynn!!)p.s. you signed my toothbrush 'cal has a very huge willy', which makes no sense and cannot be confirmed.
p.p.s. i've only just realized that i left your flat wearing your boxers. oh well.

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marilyn / c.h.
Fanfictionin which two strangers write letters to piece together the events of a wild night