marilyn / c.h.

her; what?

calum; 

yes i signed "marilyn" because you obviously cannot grasp the concept of "mary fucking lynn". i love it when you say "my marilyn", though, so i guess i could try to get used to it :-)) you're so fucking adorable, i hope you realize. 

what???????? luke talks to vienna grey? finally! i was thinking that his infatuation would die along with his chances of staying in school. tell him congratufuckinglations for me. who the hell is jennie? does she go to our school? jade is a huge bitch if she just left like that. and so is maggie; like, fuck her. you have the right to talk to whomever you please; she's not your master. 

you two dated for less than a week, it obviously didn't mean too much to either of you. 

i won't tell if you won't, although i would pay to see michael eat a toasted and jellied bra. 

xoxo

your marilyn

p.s. yes please, kiss-blowing emoji.

p.p.s. i would love to go on a date with you, calum hood. 

p.p.s. i bought you a charger. how much do you love me? :-)

buckle your seatbelts bc shit goes down from here

p.s. double update bc rest in peace your hearts from here on out

p.p.s. ((i feel like this is a note omg)) this would be where the "bonus content"/"them;" starts btw