marilyn / c.h.

him; date

marilyn; 

you signed marilyn oh my god. but okay, i get it! "mary fucking lynn". but you're my marilyn, and no one else calls you that so i feel special calling you that. get used to it. 

please bring your charger. i haven't checked my phone in a couple days, since the party actually. everyone probably thinks i'm dead. i know luke brought some girl (vienna grey??) but who the hell knows with luke. michael brought some jennie girl, and ashton did bring jade. i think she left, though, because well... she's a bitch. i myself brought magnolia somers, but when she saw you seventh-wheeling and hanging out with me, she got jealous and left as well. ashton says we've broken up, and she never wants to speak with me again.

is it bad that i don't care?

my dad would arrest me on the spot if he found out i was drinking, please please please please don't tell him, or i'll tell everyone that you toasted your bra and served it to michael with jelly. 

-cal xx

p.s. it came out today. maybe i could take you on monday. 

p.p.s. can it be like a date? ;-)