63...*pun warning*

6 0 0
                                    

hey so whenever i get undressed in my bathroom, my shower gets turned on...


if you spent your day in a well, could you say your day was well-spent?


i googled "how to start a wild fire", i got 29,900,000 matches


  a spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. he starts to count, "un, dos..." kazaam! he vanished without a tres




ok sorry about the puns....but i mean they were pun-derful!

now you probably hate me but just bee glad they weren't a-trout animals and insects...cuz that would just be a cat-astrophe

ok i promise i'll stop....being shellfish! ha ok but seriously i'm running out of ideas may-bee i should stop but where's the fun in that...

baii


KEEP CALM AND LAUGH OUT LOUDWhere stories live. Discover now