hey so whenever i get undressed in my bathroom, my shower gets turned on...
if you spent your day in a well, could you say your day was well-spent?
i googled "how to start a wild fire", i got 29,900,000 matches
a spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. he starts to count, "un, dos..." kazaam! he vanished without a tres
ok sorry about the puns....but i mean they were pun-derful!
now you probably hate me but just bee glad they weren't a-trout animals and insects...cuz that would just be a cat-astrophe
ok i promise i'll stop....being shellfish! ha ok but seriously i'm running out of ideas may-bee i should stop but where's the fun in that...
baii
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HumorRandom funny stuff that is mostly not mine but whatever right it's funny bye