KEEP CALM AND LAUGH OUT LOUD

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  Patient to his doctor: I have forgotten so many things lately, and it's getting worse. What can I do?
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Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I'd also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?

   I really can't stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they've got more cash than I do?

   Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water?

And more importantly, where is my hamster?

   "Mom, how come I still didn't get my period? I mean I'm already 19 and Janet got hers when she was just 13!"

"Listen to me, Brian, you're NOT getting a period ever!"