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Here's some dad jokes for father's day...

Son: Hey dad did you get a haircut?

Dad: No I got all of them cut.

*ba dum tsssh*

Daughter: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry I'm dad.

*face palm*

Dad: Does your face hurt?

Son: ...No?

Dad: Because it's killing me.

*dies inside*

Daughter: Dad I'm thirsty.

Dad: Hi thirsty. I'm Friday. Let's get together Saturday, and have a Sunday.

*cringes to death*