*WARNING*
bad jokes ahead
daughter: "it's so sunny i can't see!"
dad: "then open your eyes!"
what is 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy?
a $100 bill!
why did the donut go to the dentist?
to get a filling!
dad: "did you hear about the light bulb party?"
son: "no..."
dad: "it was pretty lit!"
what has a hundred balls and screws old women?
BINGO!
i've got a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
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KEEP CALM AND LAUGH OUT LOUD
HumorRandom funny stuff that is mostly not mine but whatever right it's funny bye
