multiship kik [COMPLETED]

27-pick up lines

peter: mikey i have pick up lines

mikeyway: no

frnk: yes

peter: was your daddy a boxer

peter: because you're a knockout

mikeyway: you're not a boxer?????

gee: oh

frnk: yeah he's too weak

peter: like you're any stronger

peter: anyways mikey

peter: if you were church i'd get on my knees

mikeyway: and do what

peter: what do you think

(b)ottom: suck dick

mikeyway: yeah okay not complaining

gee: where is mikey and what have you done to him

peter: i happened to him

frnk: very true

ryan: brendon are you death

ryan: because i want you

(b)ottom: i'm in

ryan: actually i'm in

ryan: side u

ty: THIS IS GETTING TOO SEXUAL FOR MY VIRGIN EYES

josh: for the last time tyler you are not a virgin

ty: how would you know

josh: are you really asking that

jack: TYLER AND JOSH HAVE FUCKED

ty: yeah ok

peter: if being sexy was a crime mikey would be in jail constantly

gayscarf: smooth

peter: ikr

jon: spencer do you smoke marijuana

spence: why

jon: because weed be cute cuddling on the couch

frnk: here comes jon with the weed pick up lines

peter: mikey if i told you you had a good body would you hold it against me

mikeyway: yes

jack: me

peter: is your dick made of skittles

peter: if so i wanna taste the rainbow

mikeyway: hm

gayscarf: i expected jack to say that

jack: it'll go into my pick up lines book

peter: that's a thing

jtrohman: i guess

stump: what is going on here

stump: my eyes

jtrohman: aw poor bby

stump: joe can i come over

jtrohman: of course!

stump: okay on my way

peter: so cute

mikeyway: and then there's us

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would you believe me if i said all those were original
because only like one of them was