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4-olive garden

ryanross: hey

pweezy: what

ryanross: me and brendon just went to olive garden

pweezy: okay

ryanross: okay but i need to tell you guys a story

ryanross: so

ryanross: there was this lady who kept giving me and bren dirty looks so i told brendon and he kissed me and the lady walked over to our table with her purse and put a mini bible on the table and said, "you know, you boys need jesus christ!" and we just burst out laughing and she got all pissed so me and brendon kissed again and she called the waiter and the waiter kicked her out so yeah that's me and brendon's first date olive garden jesus lady experience

josh: PSHSHSHHDHS

mweezy: LMAO

bren: her face was HILARIOUS

bren: it literally looked like this: >:|

ryanross: yeah and she was sitting with her like 14 year old daughter

bren: she looked really emo too she had a like pierce the veil shirt on and flippy hair

ryanross: she looked like me in 2006

bren: yeah

geesus: thats the best thing i've heard all day
geesus: and i saw a tumblr thing that said all gays have a mole on their wrist and it was right and that made me pretty happy so

frankoreo: i have that too

tacobell: same

josh: same

bren: same

frankoreo: wait

frankoreo: tyler and josh i thought you guys said you weren't dating

tacobell: we aren't

josh: but we're still gay

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this story literally has no plot i'm warning you right now