multiship kik [COMPLETED]

41-spongebob

ryan: where can i get good lipstick

mikeyway: wait why

ryan: i have my reasons

frnk: i know a place

frnk: bikini bottom

ryan: what

frnk: their best color is called coral blue number 5

frnk:

frnk: here is a sample of someone wearing it

jack: o h  d e a r

ryan: this is why i can't ask serious questions

ryan: i just want black lipstick for something i'm doing

bden: me

bden: you're doing me

ryan: do you guys see what i mean

jtrohman: unfortunately i do

peter: i want coral blue number 5

peter: how much is it

frnk: i don't know look it up

josh:

josh: me @ people being homophobic in front of me especially my grandma

ty: she keeps saying shit like have you ever thought about therapy

ty: like no grandma dun i am A Homosexual and you can't change it sorry

jon: me too though

jon: like homophobic people have nothing to defend themselves

jon: "oh in the bible it says a man shall not lay with another man like a woman"

jon: well the bible also said that women on their periods were unclean and thought having 700 wives was okay so shut the fuck up deborah

stump: ME

jtrohman: patrick wanna go to target

stump: always

peter: what's spongebob and patrick's ship name

mikeyway: spongerick

spence: patrickbob

spence: it's obviously patrickbob

mikeyway: is there spongerick fanfic

bden: yes

gayscarf: wait how do you know

bden: i've looked it up before

bden: see

bden:

peter: spongebob is too loyal

peter: squidward is with squilliam anyways

jon: their ship name is literally either squidward or squilliam

spence: squilliard

gerard: beautiful
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love + lust prologue is out!!! go read it if you want!