Sugar Lips | lashton au | book 1

thirteen

Dinner was slightly awkward. I could tell Ben and Jack had been discussing what happened in Luke's room earlier becasue of the smug looks they were throwing each other and Luke.

Luke was oblivious.He just sat there and packed his jaws with lasagna.

"Hey,Luke isn't there something you want to tell mum?" Jack smirked.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Jack." Luke said through grit teeth.

"Would you like us to tell her?" Ben asked.

"Not really." Luke glared with his head cocked to the side.

"For heavens sake will somebody tell me?" Liz piped in.

"Luke is gay and Ashton's his boyfriend!" Jack and Ben yelled in unison.

"I guess tonight's the night bitches die." Luke yelled launching across the table to grab Ben and Jack's shirt collars.

What the unholy hell is happening?

"Boys! Boys!" Liz stood and grabbed Luke by the shoulders, slamming him back down in his seat.

She let out a huff of air and brushed her hair over her shoulders before calmly sitting back down.

"I'm happy for you two." She said.

"We're not-"

"You seem like a nice boy, Ashton. Maybe you can straighten Luke out."

"Bad choice of words, mum." Jack snorted.

"You know what I mean." She sighed. "I was starting to worry about Luke getting an STD from all the girls he has had prancing through."

"Mum." Luke hissed.

"It's true! Especially that ugly little Schwartz girl." She cringed.

By this time Ben, Jack, and myself were all dying of laughter while Luke turned a shade of red.

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"That was terrible." Luke groaned as he closed the door to his room.

"That was hysterical." I corrected him.

"I can't believe my mom pulled out scrap books. What a cliche' thing to do?"

"I thought I was gonna pass out laughing at pictures of you in a speedo."

"Don't remind me." He said falling face first on his bed.

"Where am I sleeping?" I asked.

"With me."

"No really?"

"With me."

"The couch?"

"With me."

"Luke." I glared. His face was still planted into his mattress.

"You're sleeping with me."

I groaned.

"Whatever. Have you ever broken into someones house?"

He removed his head from the mattress and looked at me with his eyebrows knitted together.

"Why do you ask?"

"I want to break into my house-my mum's house." I said having to remember that I no longer live there.

"Oh, well I mean, me Michael and Jenks broke into the liquor store one time and didn't get caught." He shrugged against the mattress.