D&D Diary

Day 6, 7, 8

Yay, to the desert! Shoot we don't have enough water! Let's buy more water skins! What? No food either? Yay buy food! Hooray! Off to the desert! What? A four day walk. We walk north following main path for 4 days, once we reach desert there's a fork. Turn left. We will make it to the town of alucard in four day. Wow walking takes awhile, let's talk! Oh Deks isn't talking. Hmmmm she don't trust us. Lya starts singing. Ecstasy sees an arrow. Will she tell the group?!?! She cast sacred flame at the arrow. Group is alerted to encounter!! Oh wow 3 goblins! Let's name them A B and C! Lya cuts off goblins head! Hey let's steal from the dead body! Yay we get 10 gold, a javelin some arrows and a curvy blade. Best giiiiirrrrl! They go to sleep after a day of murder. They get up and are thirsty ass hoes. They drink half of their water in the water skins. We are also hungry ass hoes so we eat a day of rations. Hey you know who we haven't talked to yet? Sexy fish boi Sidon and sexy demon boi Sebastian. Hey that magical coin is used as a phone apparently! Just press your thumb. Oooooh we can see like we are looking into a portal. Oh hi Sebastian! He looks confused. Geez you're the one who gave this to us dingus. He's walking through the forest. Oh a bird person. Hi birb person. Bye birb person. Oh hi Sidon!!! Oh is that a driad. Well they got attacked. Bye. Oh wow Deks and Ecstasy get in on a fight. Why is Veris dancing a jig? Oops Veris failed at her jig an fell on her face. Kankoo takes money from Lya. But luckily, Ecstasy reasoned with it to at least get a dagger out of it. They eat again. And drink. Gotta quench that thirst. Lya dumps sand out of her boot. Yay Colbalts attack! Let's call them A B C and D! Yay! A and B are dead! Aw Deks lost an arrow :(. Oh wow D dies of poison. Yay C dies of sword of the Lya! They all get 200xp. There's 15 gold that Veris takes. Veris gets 7 ball bearings and Lya gets 8. They do 1d4. 200 Xp, 2daggers 1d4+2, 2slings 1d4+2, a bag of ball berrings, 15 gp. This is the loot so uh yeah. They eat another day ration and water. That makes four days. Thirsty ass hoes. Veris tries jig again. She fails again. Hahahahha. Let's for to the Alucar guild hall to get a mission! Are we still covered in the blood of creatures? Maybe.