D&D Diary

Recap.

So Fren joined and OH WOW! Where did this fire come from? Oh and it would've been nice if Veris wasn't paralyzed so she could HELP us out out this FIRE that SOMEONE started. We just ruined some lives. Ok asshole we will find your stupid dagger. To the spider cave. Woo cobalts. They're dead. Ew spiders, they're also dead. Oh wow big spider. It's dead too. Aaaaaand boss fight. Wow lots of cobalts a spider and a bugbear. Oh look the cobalts dead. Oh looks just the spider and bugbear left. Huh we have really bad luck, everyone misses the spider with each attack. Well Lya might as well try and kill the bugb- oh... she...one shot it....... Uuuuhh I'm not sure how to feel about this... oh and she killed the spider too....huh. Um....she's like, covered head to toe in blood. I think I'm scared of her. OK BACK TO THE GUILD HALL! Oh we haven't slept in two days and are covered in blood. Some of it is our blood too! Well better clean our filthy clothes and take a bath. We go to bed because sleep deprivation. Then Dexs pisses off some drow wizard. We find out there is such thing as fast travel. We go back to lonk. We kill time. Oh shit, it's that wizard Dexs pissed off. Well we work for him now. WHY IS EVERYONE WE WORK FOR JERKS?! Oh, the DM likes playing jerks. Huh. That makes sense now. AAAAAND ANOTHER CAVE. At least this one doesn't have spiders and has something for Zill to read.
To. Be. Continued.