D&D Diary

Jacklyn in Trebel

So once upon a time, we were in this desert. This desert was a terrible place and no one wanted to be there. But where we wanted to be was Solice. Everyone knew the city of the sun kid. The last god that defeated the worm kid blah blah blah. We wanted fame! Fortune! Druid circles? Power! So for one reason or another, we all went out on a sketchy caravan ride to go to solice. My character, Jacklyn Trebel, was a beautiful halfling bard. Her beauty was matched only to the fact that she forgot to get a damaging cantrip. But what she could do was prestidigitation. Everywhere she walked, glitter and sparkles would spread everywhere. She was a happy little woman with a dark past. A failed actress who was on the run because she manipulated her theatre troupe with illusions and made everyone hate each other. So she needed to get outta town quickly. She was the heart of the group of our lovable ragtag group and everyone loved her! Until the didn't. Now the other characters in the party was a rouge who has some spicy sneak attacks, a Druid who was a Druid. And a Barbarian who was a monster hunter. The group stopped at a abandoned village for the night. The caravan had some sketchy things in like a human slave but we forgot about him. So we all did our things when the Barbarian found a hatch that led underground. I threw sparkles down the hole and we saw how deep it went. Jacklyn jumped in. In the dark cave, Jacklyn was able to squeeze into a tunnel and find another room. She came back up and the little dwarfs went down too. We heard a scream from down in the hole and found the dwarfs lovely dead body. There was this monster so we killed it. It was only one right? So then we discover a hole that leads down to fresh water via a slippery rope. Everyone falls face first into the water but Jacklyn does back flips and gracefully makes her way down and hangs on at the bottom of the rope. Then the Barbarian falls on top of her. Everyone is in the water and there's something in the water. So we kill it. It wasn't that hard. Jacklyn just ran because no damaging cantrips. After that there were more of those weird monster things attacking the peeps who didn't fall in the water so they actually you know what happens, we kill them. Yay. After wards, Jacklyn rips out the teeth of all the fallen monsters instead of tending to the wounded like she's supposed. Nobody gets between the tooth fairy and her teeth. After that, they sleep and continue onwards. While a dust storm approaches, we line up the carts to provide us shelter. Then all of us start having weird visions and start to see things. So basically what happened is like something made us think we were all enemies but none of us could pass their attack rolls and nobody did any damage. And all Jacklyn could do was throw glitter at the poor guy next to her. After covering her team mate in glitter she remembered magic isn't the only was to damage things! SHE GRABS HER DAGGER AND IS THE ONLY PERSON TO SUCCESSFULLY STAB THEIR TEAM MATE. So while her team mate is pissed and tries to attach jacklyn back, he misses and Jacklyn uses sleep and he's out. After that, everyone forgets that that dude is still asleep. So they kinda leave him behind and he dies. Jacklyn kill count: 1. Then all the magic users are told to find the lion or whatever and it'll all make sense and they all wake up 1 km away from Solice. How convenient. What will our adventurers encounter next? Will I ever remember character names? Find out next time with Jacklyn, your favorite tooth fairy. She'll rip the teeth out of all her enemies!