Let's check the mummified dead body, it's juuuuust a dead body, let's go in the cave. Yes? No? Yes? No? YES! YEEESSSSS! There's a hole that we need to go through. The air feels stagnated and electric. Like even more webs. Like like even more more webby webs. Like it's frucking everywhere. Well we can't see much... we're just walking through this slowly. Well there's a spider and Lya stabs it and it falls off the ceiling. Lya has a spider web on her head because.... I dunno? Zill burns the spider with fire and the fire spreads and burns some spider webs. We hear clicking from the North. Geez these spiders are enormous. Let's kill them. Lya kills spider and it's bleeding black spider juices. Lya's spider web hat is adorable. Lya and eggnog have a polite chat while they wait for the spiders to come for them. Zill grows some good berries and starts eating them. Lay gives 36 damage. She over killed the spider by 20. The spiders blood splatters all over the wall. Dear god there's spider blood everywhere. Zill enjoying his berries sees a spider get frickin destroyed by a tiny puny Halfling and his jaw dropped.
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