Vanessa stealing from the new party member! Fenrir. He's uh a half elf druid. What what?! Another Druid. UUUUHHHHBHHHHHJ. Why is it taking so long to meet one person? WHY DID VERIS DO A JIG?!?! AND SHE FELL! AGAIN! STOP. DOING. A. JIG. Oh look Dave's back! He's a half orc bard right...? Yes. Oh great Dave is named Steve now. Oh look it's that women we saw on the street her names nalura. She's apparently the boss. Or guild master. You're not as good as lonk. :(. We ask for a mission. We go sit down on the table. There's a wealthy merchant band who had a precious weapon stolen. We must find him (his name is Abbon) and ask him about the item. We buy stuff. You can keep track of that yourself. We also fill water. Fenrir starts a fire under a caravan. We meet the merchant and Deks gets all nervous about a dagger because she thinks it's his and she is unwilling to give it back. It's not his (thankfully) and we continue as normal. He says if we find his dagger, we will get 1000 gold each. A caravan explodes and starts a fire. Meat stand burns and gasp! No, not the bread stand! I wonder who started the fire because they just totally ruined two peoples lives. Lya helps put out fire and so does everyone else. We save the cat people and Ecstasy helps and heals one. Lya starts laugh crying because she is terrified by fire. WHY DOES FREN SLIT THE UNCONSCIOUS GUYS THROAT?!?! We go back to sleep after another day of murder. By the way the guy who had his throat slit is ok! We went home and strip Fren.
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