We use the spider blood just dripping off of Lya to write stuff on the walls. Apparently Lya and Zill are illiterate. Zill spells oof as Uwuf and Lya spells the void as The Voiq. Yay writing with the blood of our enemies! (Plus berry juice). Lya sees a hidden entrance behind some spider webs. Let's go to the seeeeecret spider web corridor. Let's go Lya, Zill, Ecstasy and Deks and apparently Fren too when did he get here? We see the biggest spider we have ever seen! More spider blood! Ok we killed it. We found 1500 gold in a chest in a corner. We all get 300 gold. Let's get out of this dead end and enter the other corridor. Because of our clumsy foot work EVERYTHING NOTICES US. Oh wow Veris appeared out of nowhere. Ok boss battle music. We be in a boss battle. Spiders a furry and cobalts. LETS PAINT THE WALLS WITH BLOOD. Oh Fren just disappears. (Author's note: this encounter is making me freaking panic I am so terrified). Zill in wolf form rips out the throat of a cobalt and leaves its dismembered body. Oh wow Deks disappears never mind she back. Lya one shots a furry that was the strongest furry in the room. Lya over killed a spider by 23. Blood explodes everywhere now!
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D&D Diary
HumorPraise the void. The void likes spelling mistakes. All spelling mistakes are made in the name of the void, not in laziness.
