D&D Diary

Bianca Lovewell

Lady if the bunnies raised by the bunnies in her backyard in her castle. This little princess killed all the wolves and predators that tried to eat the bunnies and now there is a serious bunny issue. Anyways, today, Bianca is a mercenary for reasons. Why would a princess be a mercenary? I dunno? But as her group she's a part of heads to a town that called out for some sell swords, they encounter these dudes molesting a woman and nailing a guy to a board. So, the cleric and Bianca use magic and disintegrate a dude. Bianca's magic stones just murdered him. Then, she later goes on to kill another guy. Kill count: 2. The three monks in the party help I think but the princess Druid Bianca is currently dps. The people they save lead them to the town where they state we cannot help them. We can stay one night but must leave the next. As a reward for helping their citizens on the road, they let us stay at he lodge. Bianca feeds rats and lured them to her by speaking to them and asking what they want. They always ask for food so she gives them a little, snaps their necks and feeds them to her owl. Kill count:10. The next morning, they change their minds and decide we will go over to the next town to negotiate trade deals to help the crumbling economy in this town. As we set off, we encounter a man with arrows in him that is tied onto a tree. Our lawful good cleric helps him down and the reward to his kindness? The being is undead and bites off two of his fingers. Meanwhile, Bianca is making sure the horses stay calm (by being more terrifying than the zombie). Then they encounter these jerks that force them to pay 2 gold pieces per person to past. We are about to comply when we realize, these peeps are weaks. So the cleric calls down thunder and pushes 6 out of the twelve out of the way and Bianca uses her owl to drop three magic stones on the other 6 and kills two. Kill count: 12. The fight continues and Bianca throws some magic stones and kills another person, kill count: 13. Once all but one are dead, he begs for his life. Bianca, a cute sweet princess walks up to the poor man shaking for his life as he begs to leave and says: If you want to leave, it'll cost you a toll of 2 gold pieces. He cries and says all he has is his amour that is worth 3 gold pieces. Bianca then says, you guys did try to attack us you know, maybe you should provide more compensation. The man is confused, as far as he knows, we are the ones that attack them. The Bianca screams, DID I STUTTER?! And that's the end of that for now!

Honestly Bianca is currently the deadliest character I have ever played and she's one of my favourites. A Druid that kills animals, a princess who speaks infernal, and a chaotic good who has killed the most out of the party. Bianca is the best princess, all hail the lady of the bunnies!!