Here we are, sitting at our tables prepared for the last show of the day. As usual, a victim enters their doom. A quiet and shy girl was up this time. Mr. Mayhem began his usual "Name, Monologue, Begin" But of course he had to stop at the begin part since he couldn't even hear her.
"Do you have a brother or sister?"
"Yes, a sister"
"Name?"
"Juliana"
And here is where his plotting began (this time he based it off something that actually happened to him when he was young).
Mr Mayhem started to say "Your little sister Juliana is doing something horrendous in the living room! And if your parents find out anything bad has happened to her you will be in serious trouble." He paused for a second as the girl understood what he was saying and all of us were waiting for that delightful moment to hear the usually quite morbid story.
"Juliana is about to put a screwdriver into the outlet! Quick tell her to stop because that's dangerous!"
The girl barely said it, still quiet to the point where we knew the imaginary child would possibly die.
"AHHHHH! she got electrocuted and flew across the room! Lets try this again" Mr Mayhem said.
The whole class was dying of laughter at the image of a child flying across the room.
Again, the girl tried to say it louder, however still failing.
"Oh my god! Shocked again and STILL flying across the room!"
This had us on the floor, failing to contain ourselves. We all presumed that she couldn't fail AGAIN! Right....?
Alas for the final time she tried again.....failing once more.
Mr. Mayhem hung his head and sighed. "Poor Juliana, she got shocked and flung across the room 3 times.." Before the day was done and he wrapped the class up he added "I did that when I was little"
And so this was the last story of our beginning class monologues. The poor imaginary Juliana was shocked by nonexistent electricity and some random made-up screwdriver all while gaining the ability to fly across the room! I guess that's what electricity does to you?
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TRUE and DRAMAtic Stories From DRAMA Class
DiversosI have a pretty chill and overall fun to be around Drama Teacher. He is good at teaching any ordinary person to be a decent actor and some of his teaching methods are quite humorous XD. So I'd like to share some of the FUNNIEST moments from drama...
