Quinn Fabray: My Story

Chapter 38 - Celibacy Club

For the next few days after school Rachel and I attended the celibacy club meetings. Since it was only the two of us and Miss Pillsbury attending the meetings we mostly talked about what we were going through. Miss Pillsbury pounded the gavel to start the meeting where we had an unexpected member join the club. "This meeting of the Celibacy Club will now come to order. Before we begin, I would just like to start by congratulating you, by reminding you not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in almost a year. You get tensies for menses! I also would like to welcome our newest member, Noah Puckerman," Miss Pillsbury smiled. "Are you lost, Noah?" Rachel asked annoyed. "Yeah, you don't belong here, you're the biggest French whore of them all," I said agreeing with Rachel.

"Look I joined to get you back Quinn. You've been avoiding me ever since last week," Puck said. "There's a reason why I've been avoiding you. You didn't care how you made me feel remember?" I said narrowing my eyes at him. "I'm sorry about that. I just can't help the way I feel about you okay?" Puck frowned a bit "I joined this club to prove to you I'm dead serious about wanting to get back with you." "What by making a mockery of what I want?" I asked folding my arms. "No..the opposite actually. Maybe you know we should try the whole being celibate thing," Puck shrugged. "Try? Puck that's what I'm doing so please. Quit wasting our time here," I said annoyed. "Now Quinn if Noah wants to be here to learn about celibacy club he's welcome to it," Miss Pillsbury smiled. "Thank you Miss P," Puck smirked as I rolled my eyes. Rachel looked like she felt sorry for me as we sat through another celibacy club meeting.

"I'm sorry about celibacy club. I had no idea he was going to join," Rachel pouted a bit as we walked to Glee Club rehearsal together. "Rachel it's not your fault. I'm okay, honest," I said as we sat down in the choir room to see the Glee Club was a buzz. Word on the street was Brittany was pregnant.

Mr. Schue then walked into the choir room "Alright, folks. Regionals is in a week. It's time to get deep into our setlist," he said as he then noticed the blank stare on Artie's face "Artie, you okay?"

"My life is over. How am I supposed to support a baby?" Artie frowned as he turned to Brittany "How could you not tell me about this?"

"Wait. Brittany, are you pregnant?" Mr. Schue asked.

"Definitely," Brittany nodded as she sighed "I'm so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when I dropped him off. Pretty sure it's a boy," Brittany said as we all looked confused. "Um, babies don't get dropped off," Puck said shaking his head. "Wait, Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure," Mr. Schue asked. "I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid, it's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from," Brittany said as we all looked stunned.

"Brittany, remember when I was pregnant last year," I said gently to Brittany. "Uh huh! You never let me come over and see your stork," Brittany frowned. "That's because the stork doesn't drop off the baby," I said. "It doesn't?" Brittany said shocked. "No," I said shaking my head

"Don't you remember me giving birth after Regionals?"

"Oh yeah....I thought the stork was going to meet you at the hospital," Brittany grinned. "No. That's not how it works Britt," I said as Brittany seemed to believe me.

The next day at Glee Club rehearsal things were turned upside down when Mr. Schue wrote the word 'Sexy' on the board. "Sexy," he said. "I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals, because with Berry in those tights, we don't stand a chance," Santana snarked as Rachel frowned a bit. "No, this isn't about Regionals. I'm less worried about that right now and more worried about the fact that it's become clear to me that some of you have been lacking when it comes to understanding the...the, uh...the intricacies of adult relationships," Mr. Schue said awkwardly as some of the glee club laughed.