february 1st, 2018, 4:40 pm
Ryan changed his name!
whattheshit: what the shit
Frankfurt: such foul language
whattheshit: we were just SHAT to the FUTURE and u decide to focus on my language?!
Peteriffic: yes
whattheshit: stfu
Actual Satan: ok, so we're in the year 2018. let's see what weird shit we discover... and maybe ryan will say " what the shit " to that too. after all, he said it to me in bed in 2016... ;)
whattheshit: WHAT THE FUCK BRENDON
Actual Satan: ;)
tyjo: um
tyjo: what the
tyjo: FUCK IS GOING ON
420 blaze it: d R u Gs aNddg tIme g. b tRav ell i n g sHi ts frauom beeb s
tyjo: he's still high isn't he
milk friend: higher than a kite
whattheshit: I JUST LOOKED ON YOUTUBE AND THERE ARE PEOPLE
tyjo: well no shit sherlock
whattheshit: EATING
tyjo: yet again, no shit
whattheshit: don't judge me i'm a slow and dramatic typer
Actual Satan: u should see it. he acts like he's stabbing the keyboard with each letter typed.
whattheshit: stfu bren. anyways, there are PEOPLE. EATING.
tyjo: ...?
whattheshit: TIDE. PODS.
420 blaze it: t He y r oN mo re drugsthaNIam
milk friend: and that's a lot
Frankfurt: a LOT of drugs
tyjo: w t f
whattheshit: AND
tyjo: do i wanna know
Actual Satan: probably not
Actual Satan: you'll probably listen to it anyways
Saint Patrick: do u mean read
Actual Satan: shut up saint of GOD. ewwwww. 🤧🤮😷🤒
whattheshit: as(s) I was saying, before i was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED,
whattheshit: we got an orange running the country.
tyjo: that's rude
whattheshit: bruh it true
Frankfurt: his spray tan reminds me of that one spongebob episode
Saint Patrick changed their name!
tanned patrick star: i reMEMEber
whattheshit: AND
tyjo: yes
whattheshit: Queen B's having twins!! 😍
tyjo: YES
tanned patrick star: YES
Frankfurt: YES
Actual Satan: YES
Peteriffic: YES GIRL YES
stop torturing younger brothers 2k18- YASSSS
milk friend: YES MILK IS HAPPY
whattheshit: some good news for once
whattheshit: also, it turns out this guy named " logan paul " got in trouble??
whattheshit: but tbh time traveling is exhausting so i'm gonna ignore this gc for a bit
Actual Satan: conveniently, so will I
tyjo: sinners
Actual Satan: there IS a reason I call myself satan after all ;)
420 blaze it: y Uckkksgjs
milk friend: we must carry on despite all these problems in the future caused by the devil's anus's fart
tyjo: shut up r u a poet
milk friend: if that is poetry to u, u need some help
tyjo: yes
milk friend: to what
tyjo: yes i agree
milk friend: to what
(read by tyjo, 5:24 pm)
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