Day-in-the-Life Of A Bi Person

Entry 11

2018, Feb. 14

A.N. Sorry I haven't updated! I've been busy with shit and yeah, so enjoy?

-Today's the day. Idk what's going to happen, but it's valentine's day, so ?

I made her some paper flowers, a 7 stanza poem, and got her a box of chocolate, so yeah. She's most definitely going to cry because she doesn't handle these things well, but that just means I did a good job. So, we'll see how this goes?

-Well, just got off the bus. Am home my dudes. Ok, so time to diddly darn educate y'all.

Good: "hire" a friend to play ukulele while you sing "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You"

Bad: Showing up to school with a giant teddy bear that ur gf/bf now has to carry around with her/him all day

Ok, so Em dragged me with her at lunch to see something, and she made me close my eyes the entire time there. We ended up being in the chorus room and she lead me into one of the smaller sound proof rooms for band practice stuff and Sammy, a mutual friend, was there. She had " "hired" " her to play ukulele while she sang the song, and I sang along to because reasons and raisins, and Sammy was in the background freaking out and smiling and shit because she was happy for us and yeah. So that was cliché, and dumb, but I loved it. I'll admit, at first I started to tear up, but my apathy got in the way so I ended up grinning like an idiot instead.

Ok, now for the other part. No, I didn't get a giant teddy bear, but my friend did and was pissed the entire day. Like, he loved the idea and thought that it was rly cute, but was low-key pissed off cause he had to carry this giant shit around all day. His bf was extremely proud of himself, but accepted the fact that giving that to him at school wasn't exactly the best idea. I did however get a small one, supposedly named 'Henry'. Idk, but Toosh (that's what we call Natasha) said his name is Jeffery, so maybe it's Henry Jeffery? Or Jeffery Henry? Idk, but yeah.

Also, to those of u out there who are lonely; straight (ish) guys, lesbians, or otherwise interested in girls; the fastest way to a girls heart is Taco Bell, doughnuts, or McDonald's fries. Any or all of the above is a sure way to get the girl, so now you know ;) Well, I mean, it could be any food, just as long as it's that good shit.

So yeah, today was gr8 (awkward) but gr8. I only made Em cry a liiiiiitle bit, but she was rly cute the whole time so. Idk, anywho that's what happened today? Ttyl I guess???