{MYG} The Heist

Might As Well Piss Myself

I don't know how long they've been gone but... I really fucking have to pee. My bladder is about o burst! I'd estimate that it's been three hours since they left but I've never been good at estimating time. It's truly a curse.

A thought pops into my head, one that seems pretty obvious and makes me feel like a complete idiot for taking so long to think of it.

The earbud in my ear! How hard can it be to disable it and take it out?

My hand reaches up to the side of my face and my fingers search for the small device. As soon as they find it, I can feel a small button on the side. I'm half tempted to press it and see what happens but God only knows what else may happen.

What if it's a self destruct button and my head explodes? What if it will cause me to be permanently blind?

I press it.

My sight is returned and I pull it out and throw it on the floor somewhere in a corner. That was sadly easy for such a tech-enhanced group...

My eyes scan the room for signs of a close bathroom but I'm met with only two doors: the closed one that leads to the rest of the house, or apartment, and a slightly open door that reveals a small closet.

I think I'm about to blow!

I stand up only to forget about the boot, which looks like the kind that gets put on a broken foot. Maybe they thought that I would think I was chained to a wall since I couldn't see..? I really don't care right now, I have to piss.

I stand up and hobble towards the closed door, pulling it open with out hesitation. "Oh thank the Lord!" I mutter to myself, taking a step out.

There is a small click from above me as my booted foot is met with an excruciating pain. I quickly jump back into the room.

Those mother fuckers put a... a shock boot on my foot!!!

     My legs shake for a second and after a few moments I realize that I did, in fact, piss myself.

     For fucks sake!