When it comes to trigger-happiness, Detective Merriman is on the mob's case.
"Frank, stop murdering me," warns Warren Carrington, the self-proclaimed anchorman at KABC Television.
"Why are you willing to infiltrate me 'cause the California Federal Mafia henchmen tried to chase you outta the door?"
Trigger Happy Frank answers, "You will be franked by Merriman Investigations when me and the entire Merriman Investigations team will cross examine the mob evidence in L.A. My hope could - if all else might or might not fail at all - be a distraction!"
"Listen to me," Warren assists.
"I dare you not to infiltrate me with the Interrogator semi-automatic revolver hand gun!"
"I will frank your fellow California Federal Mafia gangsters over the next few weeks," says Frank.
"Mr. Carrington, convince LAPD Sgt. Hightower to investigate Paul Hatfield's evidence now."
Yes, Frank," says Warren.
Frank walks out of Warren Carrington's KABC News desk and drives back home.
On February 7, 2018, Frank and Scott Merriman return to Merriman Investigations and debate on which mob kingpins shall they track down.
Scott tells Wade the Blade, "Look at these mug shots.
"This is Simon Nesser, an English mafia hoodlum searching for his gsngster son Ivan Kick - he had been mobbed by the California Federal Mafia in Britain for years."
A shamus named Frank Merriman, P.I. fighting the tyranny of the mob has been on the verge of the California Federal Mafia's indecency and desistance cases involving the gangsters and their numerous vendettas. But who is Simon Nesser?
Wade the Blade answers, "Nesser will arrive in California today at 3 P.M., five hours as expected."
"Don't touch these mugshots!" warns Scott.
"Fire back at me," Wade the Blade interrogates.
"I am your confidant and henchman working for Merriman Investigations since 1996, and you will go after the California Federal Mafia when you, Mrs. Merriman and Scott find the answers - and crack the case of the mafia kingpins lurking crime in Los Angeles. As your partner, I, Wade the Blade, will interrogate Paul, Simon, Stephen, Lloyd, Dean and other urban gangsters who are tackling organized mafia justice - when it comes toward the infiltration of the California Federal Mafia's most wanted mob cartel teammates.
"Separating the mob from the mafia kingpins and hoodlums vying for justice....," Wade the Blade recalls.
"My manifesto at Merriman Investigations is to crack the investigation and bring all criminals to justice," says Frank.
"Get the California Federal Mafia caught in the crossfire, or Wade the Blade will get the enemies of the mob arrested!"
"Is this true?" asks Wade the Blade.
"I'll carry the Interrogator revolver hand gun wherever the mob gets away," answers Frank.
"Let me investigate the urban mafia - the hoodlums, mobsters, gangsters, pickpockets and infiltrators fighting back each decade."
"Do you hear what I'm about to infiltrate?" Wade the Blade queries.
"Stickerrupp," Frank swears.
"Shut up yermouph," warns Wade the Blade.
Trigger Happy Frank replies, "There's no need to convince me to fight the mob!"
Wade the Blade wonders, "Right."
"You are a private investigative douchebag in male human form," Wade the Blade says.
"Roam the mob," Frank banters, "and I'll shoot all the urban gangsters with my Interrogator revolver hand gun!
"You, Wade the Blade, are a dumb*** who's been searchin' for the mob villains who gittindaway when I Merrimanatify the tyranny of crime at the same time the California Federal Mafia gets rid of those mobsters and other gang-violence leaders hanging in their balance!
"Let's get Paul!"
As Frank runs to Paul, an urban gangster with a mission, he and Scott are punching their fists in the suspect's stomach, while Frank fires bullets at the gangster in the nose and forehead.
Then the Merriman duo runs away.
"Kill State Rep Callahan before he goes away," Officer Dominick "Nick" Rowe warns Trigger Happy Frank.
"Go murder the hungry snarks!"
Frank laughs.
He then begins to infiltrate Officer Rowe while Scott uses a table computer to track down one of the suspects belonging to the California Federal Mafia.
Officer Rowe yells, "Come back, Trigger Happy Frank!"
"Whew!"
Officer Rowe is running to his police vehicle and start searching for Trigger Happy Frank as one of the LAPD rookies goes on a head-to-head high-speed automobile chase, heading to the City of Hayward, home of Shasta Beverages, Incorporated.
"Officer Rowe, this is Frank Merriman, and my mission is to hunt down the Mt. Shasta mob."
"Shut the rant up," swears Officer Rowe.
"Detective Merriman, where are you and Officer Nick Rowe going?" asks Scott.
Frank answers, "You, me and Officers Rowe and O'Brien are heading to Hayward - the birthplace of Shasta sparkling refreshments! "
There goes the motorcyclist killing Officer Rowe! Hee hee!
"Better kill one of the California Federal Mafia madmen going after the bad guys," says Frank.
"Officer O'Brien, 10-4 - Detective Merriman is search for the California Federal Mafia hoodlums who terrorize Highway I-145."
"Jeez," swears Frank.
As the hunt for the California mob continues, Frank Merriman, P.I. shifts lanes and changes them on and off the beaten freeways of the Golden State... and every LAPD officer, especially the great O'Brien, hope to navigate the law enforcement regime.
"Back out of the traffic jam, Frank," alerts Officer O'Brien.
"Hit the highway before the mafia kingpins go after you!"
"Fark off," swears Frank again.
YOU ARE READING
Frank Merriman, P.I.
Mystery / ThrillerFranklin Ernest "Trigger Happy" Merriman is the most powerful man in the world of law enforcement in this hilarious, zany and highly offbeat new novel by Mark T. "The Comedy Answer Man" Watson, author of the critically acclaimed Shadow Busters novel...
