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Its currently science and we are learning about energy transfer. A young boy uses the least energy as he is young and there is less body maths. We found out that our English teacher is tris' dad! RINGGGGGGGG!!!! I grab my books and bag and walk out of the class room and in to music.

RINGGGGGGG!!!!! lessons have started- i can't believe you cheated on me with Lauren! tris says i didn't she can up to me and kissed me. Full on Four says. Whoa whoa whoa who cheated. i but in to their convocation four Tris says. I did not cheat Four says once again. i know how to settle this. i say once an idea come in my head how? they say in unison. A rap battle with lauren. if i win she has to tell us if she kissed four first but if she wins she gets to keep her dirty little secret i say But Lauren's the queen of rap. no ones ever beaten her. Four says we'll see about that. HEY Lauren! i shout what? she says clearly bored I challenge you to a rap battle. And if i win you have to tell us the truth on if you kissed four. But if you win you get to keep your dirty little secret. I say okay she shrugs

[Verse 1: KATNISS]

Im Katniss and I cant miss, Im the fastest, you cant catch this

Make a last wish gonna need three cannons for this hat trick

So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, you nitpick

Thats why Im the hero and youre just a sidekick

Pathetic and predictable Im hot on your trail

Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?

I bet with wands drawn, hes still just a yawn

With performances worse than Michael Gambon

Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, lets probe deeper

Never played quidditch but you know Im a keeper

You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear

Who wants to kick this witchs ass? Hmm I volunteer!

[Verse 2: HERMIONE]

Oh, therell be no trouble cause on stage you struggle

Ill be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle

Ill end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostitute

Who thinks shes so cute with her Girl Scout salute

Just a tribute, cant decide which guys sweeter

Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta

How does it help the poor to start a civil war?

Your storys a bore, why dont you plagiarize more?

Its been done before, ask Dumbledore

Its Battle Royale set in 1984

And furthermore if youre keeping score thats five more points for GRYFFINDOR

[Verse 3: KATNISS]

Ill drill this dentists daughter here in her alma mater

bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows Im hotter

I stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocks

For this Riddle, second fiddle, youre the Watson to his Sherlock

Turn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tock

Odds ever in my favor cause you rap like an Avox

Shock the mic like a wire, youll fry and die on a pyre

cause youre gonna get burned by the girl on fire!

[Verse 4: HERMIONE]

On fire? Oh! Just like your dad

Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad

Ive got the cortex to ace my subjects

I got that bad blood while you run with rejects

These coal miner rednecks need reality checks

Youre just another pawn in the military complex

A fashion figurehead for the underfed

Brilliant, you survived! But Rues still dead

[Verse 5: KATNISS]

The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts

Step to the Mockingjay youll end up with scar marks

Its like youre hijacked, youre mental, delirious

We find it funny, but youre dead Sirius

Im the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow

Mr. Snow and his whole freaking reality show

Little miss perfect, though whats truly twisted

On your parents happiest day they forgot you existed

[Verse 6: HERMIONE]

I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this bitch

Hey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich?

Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames dont exist

So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss

I sling unforgettable verses like unforgiveable curses

Whats worse is your universe isnt immersive

Your glorys only temporary, your country is a mortuary

Next on your itinerary: Kill yourself, eat the berries

now tell us the secret i say fine, i kissed four. i just wanted to make Tris upset so then i could have four. she says Told ya! Four says

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