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GRAMPS RENAMED D-SLICE TO DANNY
DANNY:I don't consent to you calling me Danny
GRAMPS:Youd rather be called d-slice?
DANNY:fair point
DANNY RENAMED GRAMPS TO PHILLY
PHILLY:that old username haunted my dreams and my every waking moment thanks for changing it I guess
DANNY:you make it sound like it was torture
PHILLY:It was torture for my weak soul
DANNY:such a drama queen
PHILLY:at least I'm a queen,youre nothing you scum
DANNY:you dare
PHILLY:i double dare
DANNY:you want to fight,you peasant?
PHILLY:I'll bite your nose off
DANNY:I'll bite your mum off
PHILLY:your mum's a nose
DANNY:woah,too far Phil
PHILLY:hey dan?
DANNY:yeah?
PHILLY:want to hang out now?
DANNY:why so sudden?And where?
PHILLY  IS  OFFLINE
DANNY:hello?
PHILLY   IS  OFFLINE
DANNY:you're kind of confusing me Phil.You sent asking to hang out 2 hours ago then disappeared.Just text me back when you can
PHILLY   IS  ONLINE
PHILLY:hey,I'm really sorry.
PHILLY:esen wasn't feeling well,I was checking on him and stuff
DANNY:Damn,is he ok?Like better?We can postpone hanging out and I can come help.
PHILLY:he's better now,we can still hang out.
DANNY:Woah
PHILLY:what
DANNY:You're using grammar correctly.Who are you again?
PHILLY:ill pretend im not offended by that
DANNY:It only lasted a minute.
PHILLY:spork
DANNY:Meet you at jour de pluie?
PHILLY:shore
DANNY:horrible

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