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Sheriff Thompson X Sassy! Reader

Plot: (Y/n) travels to spit bucket, men flirting (including Thompson) as she passed, the word spread of the saxy newcomer and get kidnapped by bandits, Thompson saves (Y/n) with a bullet wound and reader heals him. They hit it Off and make out.

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(Y/n)'s P.O.V

I pat my horse, Midnight, as I let them take a drink, I jump off their back and tie them up, "I'll be back soon, stay here alright?" They made a noise as they continued to drink, I pat their back while taking a look at my surroundings, I hummed, it was currently night and I've been travelling for a while now, I'm just stopping to resupply. As I was about to walk off I turned only to see a male making his way around my house as he stared at me.

"Afternoon miss." he slurred, I rolled my eyes, here we go. I smiled a little trying not to cringe at the state the male was in, I bowed a little. I straightened my jacket out, you see I'm not a normal female, I hate dresses with a passion so I prefer wearing t-shirts and pants with black boots. Just as he was about to near me and lay an arm out me midnight gave them a swift kick on the balls with their right hind leg.

I giggled as the man doubled over in pain, "thanks, bud." They make a noise as they shake their silky beautiful combed mane. Patting their flank I look to the building before me, "Hmm, I guess I should go in an ask if they know a place where we can stay for the night. Be back in a while." I made my way to the Bar that looked a little like a hotel.

Walking in, everyone's gazes fell onto me, a few wolf whistles broke out throughout the bar, I strut over to the bar and take a seat, once seated I slumped over onto the smooth wood as I look at the alcohol and wanted posters to litter the wall of the bar. The barman came over, "what can I do for you, ma'am." His voice was low and slightly muffled by his moustache.

"Just water for now, please." I looked at him as I told him what I handed while I gave him a small quick smile only for it to disappear when an arm was put around my shoulders and a drunk slumped over me, "can I help you?" I asked annoyed as I pushed the drunkard off me. I wiped my shoulder as I glare at the male.

"Well, now that I think about it, ya can do us a favour.~" His words were mispronounced as the alcohol in his system affected his body and mind. I hummed, bored as I stared at him with a bored expression while leaning on my hand while my elbow was propped up against the bar. "You see, I have a little," he interrupted himself by giggling like a pervert. " I have a little...a little problem, hehe, down-down there." He wobbled a little as he pointed to his crotch.

I growled a little while I clutched the little fucker by the shirt and dragged him so he could stare into my eyes that scowl at him with pure hatred. " I suggest you start making your way out this bar before I put a bullet between your eyes and into your worthless rotten brain." The blaze of rage in my eyes flared up as the male raised his hands above his head, startled.

The drunk barged past another male who was strolling into the bar, he had an eye patch, his other eye that wasn't covered was a dazzling beautiful blue colour, his chocolate brown hair stuck up out the front of his hat that resided upon his head. He had a strong jawline and looked like he worked out a lot, a bandana was tied around his neck covering his handsome features slightly. His attire was a simple grey shirt, as a blue overcoat hungover his shoulders as it flowed to just a few inches above the ground, his legs had on brown pants while he wore black boots.

I turned background as a glass of water was set in front of me. "Afternoon, Sheriff. The usual?" The male grinned as he took a seat next to me. He nodded at me, I nodded back as I downed the water in one. The bartender slid a glass of, what I presume, alcohol to the 'sheriff'.