My Pawn 2 (Rias X Reader Volume 2)

Ch 12 - PMS Part One

Imagine four women having their monthly all at the same time in that manor... That's four out of six. So without further ado since I'm out of work I'm writing a comedy. And if you see the household Italian jokes you have a sense of humor. Ry I'm surely you know where this is going and my response, "HOW YOU DOIN!?"

Enjoy.

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It was a Wednesday night at the Issei manor. The sun had just set and dinner was going to ready in a few minutes. Asia, Ravel, and Rias were making a pasta night. Rias also being the arbitrator in case of any incidents. You and Issei were on charge of Raven, Yui, and Rinji for a while since those two were cooking. Which was going to lead to an interesting night.

The three kids were playing dress up. It was a competitive game. The three started at the office. The rules were they were going to go into the closets in one of the rooms they had permission to enter in, find a way to cosplay, and be back in the office in ten minutes. If you get in the office on time it's a point. Best cosplay for the round is another point.

"Alright you three. Last round and we will head to the kitchen to see how everything is going with the Moms. Ready?"

The kids took their marks.

"Go!"

The kids ran up the stairs. You put in a no flying rule. They had to walk in the cosplay to make it fair. The time was ticking as someone knocked on the the door. Even though it was open.

"Do I come in?" Rinji smiled and walked in the door. He was in a full piece suit. Shoes were shined and all. "I do believe I'm here in half the time or less. How do you like it?"

"Attorney?" You ask.

"Entrepreneur?" Thought Issei.

Rinji chuckled. "I'm Christian Grey."

You and Issei both facepalm. "NO!"

"Huh?" Rinji didn't get it. "What's going on?"

"Change. That's inappropriate." Ordered Issei.

"Where dis you hear that name? Why that suit?" You ask him.

Rinji seemed to be in the innocent for once. "I just saw the cover of Aunt Akeno's book." He shrugged his shoulders.

"Go change. I'll give you an extra minute."

"Fine Pops. Thank you."

After a few minutes all three return to the office with a minute to spare. Rinji with an all black suit with a white dress shirt, Yui in her swimsuit and a giant necklace, and Raven in a very long green skirt and two pictures of purple shells pinned to a plain white shirt.

Issei smiled. "Everyone gets a point for being on time. Okay. Rinji you have something better this time?"

"Yes Dad. I'm Bruce Wayne." He did have this hair like a Christian Bale. Not a bad recovery after a lewd failure attempt.

"Good by me Issei. Girls?"

"I'm an Olympic swimmer." Chimed Yui.

"And I'm a mermaid Daddy." The skirt was dragging on the floor and with the shells being pinned on there so give the idea this was quite an original cosplay.

"Issei you with me on this one?"

"Rave?" He nodded.

"Yeah. You take last round Raven. Now everyone we are going to clean up before heading down. It's dinner time."