PMS? Check. Gasper threatened with garlic? Check. Nova, Kiba, Tsubaki, and Akeno coming to the table? Momentarily. This is going to be interesting.
Enjoy.
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Gasper finds protection from Koneko cuddling him and nipping on his shirt. Kind of cute but he was getting freaked out by just a tad. Everyone was starting to gather around the table. The kids were all served first as the adults were slowly coming in finding seats.
Xenovia being next on to sit down. "Why do the men look anxious today?" She asked Rias.
"They know better." Rias glarred at you.
"Ahhhh today's the 18th right? Yup. Explains it." Xenovia nodded.
"Issei please don't do anything to get us porked." You look over at him.
"Why me?" He asked.
"Shut up helmet! You can't clam up. That's why."
"Yes I'm wearing a helmet. For my own good. Leave me alone."
"Good thing you don't need water wings next time they make soup."
"Dude you trying to call me a moron?"
"Only on the chivalry department Issei."
"That's bullshit."
*DING!* "Table manners!" Squeaked Asia. "And mouth around the kids."
"Again. Shut up helmet." You chuckle.
Now Akeno was in the doorway peaking through seeing Issei squirm in his seat. "My my Issei Dear. You causing trouble again? How naughty."
Issei didn't quit. "🎶You can tell by the smell that they aren't feeling well when the mid of the month rolls around.🎶"
(John Valby - End Of The Month Rel Remix)
"Well Husband I'm due next week. Today you have a few against your odds. Oh boy." Akeno grabbed her glass and looked around the room. "Rias if I bet he touched the sauce once or twice would I be rich?"
"Very. My husband knows better." She winked at you.
"Yes I do." Agreeing with her.
Tsubaki had Kiba arm in arm and she surveyed the room. "That time of month, Gasper scared, Issei prepared for war, and the blondes are ready to smack people. Well how well am I doing?" She knew how the lifestyle would be by now. Some just easy to read and hearing the minds of others helped.
"I would say fairly good. Too much estrogen in one room." Put in Kiba.
"Not wrong." Tsubaki agreed.
Everyone was now settled in to what was going to be am awkward dinner. With Rias, Asia, and Ravel threatening before plates were made, Koneko's emotions all over the place, and Issei still in a helmet you were going to lay low. Better off doing so. For real now. Eating slowly and not speaking to start any argument. Just quick short sentences when you were asked for input. Not going crazy. It was a little on the quiet side. Food was heavenly though. Odd for a Devil saying that yet at the same time a solid excuse for not talking. Rias was a handful this time around. Three more women? You didn't sign up for this. Especially Gasper getting chased by garlic. Oh boy. The fact Ravel is controlling the men. It's like somebody is going to die tonight.
Dinner was finished as dishes were loaded up in the dishwasher and Raven hugged you from the back of your legs. "Daddy?"
"Rave honey what's up?"

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My Pawn 2 (Rias X Reader Volume 2)
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