Bullied by Jacob Sartorius 😳

Chapter 7 - Juan and Skyler go SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!

{Skyler's POV}

I see Juan in his window and I honk the horn of my car which I stole from my dad, he won't notice it's gone because he's Drunk! I text him to open his window so he does and I yell "GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!!!" Which is a mean girls reference, mean girls is my favourite movie. He screams "YAAAAS BITCH" because he's gay! He fuckin SPIDERMAN jumps out of his window and slinks into my car. We drive to West Virginia Mall.

Juan helps me pick through the clothes I want in PINK! I pick out four pairs of leggings, three sports bra and a mint colored hoody! It's EVERYTHING! We head into the fitting room and the sales assistant says "You can't come in here, this is women's only!" to Juan, "HUNTY, I'm gay" Juan says, she steps aside and gives him a 70% store discount and bows to him. We slink over to the dressing room and we go in the same one because he's gay. He tries on one of my sports bras and I click my fingers and say "WERK". I have been watching a lot of RuPaul's drag race so I can speak Juan's language. There's actually a duolingo for speaking gay. I'm 70% fluent and I'm really proud, I might hand it in to the languages department at school for extra credit. I want to be a gay translator when I'm older. He does the splits in my leggings and I clap and say "Heyyyy kitty girl!!!!!" and he looks at me and says "Haha! I'm gay!" and we hug. We take selfies together and he posts it to his Insta. His insta is literally Goals AF!

We leave pink and we go to Hollister! I love going into Hollister because it's so cool! All of the cool girls and gays go there and so obviously me and Juan have to go there. "Juanna buy this swimsuit?" He asks me. I scream and start laughing so hard I fall to the floor, but then someone calls an ambulance. I slink away before the paramedics come for me.

Juan starts teesing me about it as we walk to h&m. I buy a lace up top and Juan buys the same one so we can be twinzies. I have to be twinzies with Juan because my actual twin is a bit of a thot. We both try them on in the fitting room and we have the same gay situation with the sales assistant. H&M only gave him a 60% discount so we contemplate suing for homophobia. We try on the most SICKENING (that means good in Gay) skinny jeans and black lace up top. We are serving looks! I pay for the clothes because sometimes when dad's Drunk he gives me literal thousands of dollars to spite Brooky. Ha! Juan leaves with me arm in arm as we go to the MAC store and we buy makeup. Juan looks to me and says "Should I start wearing makeup?"Obviously I start clicking my fingers and say "YAAAAS" so I help him pick out a good starter kit. "When we get home, I'm gonna teach you how to do it all!" I say, even though Juan has probably picked it up from watching so much RuPaul's drag race!

We load all of our shopping bags into the boot of my car as Juan tells me to hurry up. "What's the rush?" I say, giggling. "I see THREE of my boyfriends in this parking lot" I gasp! "Which ones?" I ask him, curiously. "Cameron Dallas, Nash Grier and iDubbz" I gasp. I am shook. Suddenly, I find us surrounded. I know it's a bad thing to do, but I hate confrontation so I hop in the car, yell "GOTTA ZAYN" and drive off.

{Juan's POV}

What the fuck! How dare she? "Aw fuck, I can't belive you've done this" iDubbz says. I decide that I do not care for this so I grab them all by the ankles and yeet them across the car park. I hitchhike home in this strange man's car. He has a beard down to his nipples. but he keeps holes in his beard so his nipples are on display as he is shirtless. He wears floral board shorts and minion crocs. His name is Cordelia. "So, what's the tea?" He asks me. "Well, I just went shopping with my SBFF (Straight best friend forever) and then I saw three of my boyfriends in the car park so she drove off and I just fuckin yote (Past tense of yeet) them across the car park. Cordelia laughs at me and says "Ha! Sucks to be you!" He then drops me off at my house and I get mildly upset that he didn't kidnap me. It's not like I wanted to be kidnapped but it would feel nice to feel wanted? Also, I didn't tell him where I lived so I'm a bit confused. I slink out of the car and thank him. He offers me one of his scabs as a present for keeping him company and I graciously accept it.