A Crown for a Tail

Wedding Day 1 - Ye Hua

The day dawned clear and bright as Ye Hua opened his eyes.  Now in the Celestial Heavens with his entire family present including Mo Yuan, it was the soft sounds of the maids entering to draw back the curtains that woke him.  

His whole chamber had been bedecked with wedding banners weeks before which lightly fluttered in a soft breeze as the windows and doors were thrown wide, and it was the wedding banners he saw first that had his mind sharply awakening to what the day meant for him and as it began to dawn on him,  a very slow creeping smile began to break as his Uncle Lian Song rushed into the room to get him out of bed.

"Ye Hua!  Get up. Get up!" his soft voice chirped merrily as he entered the chamber clapping his hands as if to a child, but the wide smile and bright eyes on his uncles face was just what he needed to see.  Throwing his legs over the edge, he was on his feet in seconds.  There was much to do before Qian Qian arrived and with several Kunlun Mountain Disciples dispatched to assist him personally including Die Feng,  they were already outside his chamber ready to assist him with the bathing ritual.

He had 4 hours to prepare himself which was enough time, but knowing his Uncle Lian Song and Lady Cheng Yu, he was prepared as best as he could be, knowing they would no doubt have pranks lined up for him throughout the day, and reminding himself to stay alert to anything and everything, the Disicipes were called into the chamber to begin leading him away.

And the ribald jokes and dirty songs almost began immediately.  With a Mortal Realm song at the ready, one they had all learned having attended a Mortals wedding as servants in order to gain knowledge of their rituals and practices, and having reached the bathing house which was fully prepared with scented rose water and bathing oils, the Disciples immediately broke out into song as they stripped him of his sleeping robe.

There was a guy I knew who thought he was truly something
He thought he was special, the man of her dreams
His impression of himself was really something else
Until the robes came off and she began to scream

And as the robe hit the floor they all pointed and gesticulated at what flopped out of his pants roaring with laughter.  Turning the brightest shade of red they had ever seen as Mo Yuan entered quietly to observe, they led him to the steps and down into the water.

"You're an original walking talking dream
A man of intelligence beyond measure
But what the hell am I to do with that?
How will that thing give me pleasure?"

When it's so small, I can barely see it
I should have known by your short squat nose
The bigger and broader on his face
The thicker and harder down below

But I'm looking hard and I see nothing
Is it hiding in that sack so thick?
It better be, or You'll be sorry
'CAUSE i WANT A MAN WITH A BIG FAT DICK"

Groaning in embarrassment as their roaring laughter filled the bathing chamber, Ye Hua could do nothing as the jokes and jibes came thick and fast, and not even a pleading look towards his brother who watched on chuckling lightly saw the Disciples ease it up.  It was part of the ritual and he knew it, so putting his head down as Zhi Lan and Die Feng entered the water, he tried to block it out, only to have them both in his face grinning madly.

"Hey Senior, what do you call a woman who loves small dicks?" Zhe Lan asked with a serious face.
"Hopefully your wife!" he yelled as the laughter continued.

Throwing it back, Ye Huas eyes slowly raked his form with a rising smirk. 
"Hey Zhi Lan, what do you call a man with an even smaller dick?
Waiting for the answer knowing it was going to be good, he quirked his eyes at him in anticipation.
"Celibate!" he roared to a round of more raucous laughter which died quickly when Mo Yuan moved forward smirking down at his brother.