BabySitter || M.Y.G

Part 6: Weird

(A/n: ik thats taemin..but he is hot so..)

Yoongi P.o.V

Are. You. Freaking. Kidding. Me.

The noises.

They're still going.

It's seven in the morning.

I am not putting up with this.

If Namjoon wants to take my precious sleep from me, I'll take something special from him too...

What, you may ask?

His porn magazines. He can't go a day without them. Plus...they're limted addition so if I destroy them...he can never get them back...just like my wasted, precious sleep I lost last night.

I sigh. I get up and slowly unattach my arms from Y/n's waist.

May I say, if the noises were gone, that would be the most comfortable sleep I have had in years.

I go into the kitchen and pull out the blender.

I go grab his porn magazines from the living room couch, and go back into the kitchen, putting the magazines in there, quietly, but carefully.

I start the blender. At least this covers that gross skin-slapping and moaning sound.

I hear Namjoon's door open. I silently smirk to myself, picturing his reaction.

He comes out with messy hair, very, very, very noticeable hickeys everywhere, and light kiss marks from her lipstick, on his face and neck.

"Hey Namjoon." I say, trying not to burst out laughing at his appearance and punishment.

"Hey what cha making?" He asked. I answered with, "porn smoothy."

He looked at what was in the blender and his jaw dropped, along with his eyes popping out their socket.

"T-this is a-a dream right..YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY BLEND MY MAGAZINES RIGHT??!" He shouted and pushed me aside to grab the leftovers.

I bursted out in laughter.

He got the magazine shreds in his hands and fell on his knees.

He started sobbing.

Like no joke..there are actual tears coming out his eyes, and hiccups coming from his mouth.

This over dramatic, horny, man.

"LISA NOOO~~ a-and Jennifer...a-and..Jessica..WHYY??!~" He yelled in between sobs.

While, I, the one who did this, is rolling around on the ground laughing my ass off because he is being so freaking dramatic that I'm losing brain cells.

I calmed down a bit and said, "payback, I told you to keep your voices down during your sex session but NOoo so ha." I stuck my tounge out at him at the last part.

He started sobbing louder and yelled for Crystal.

I just shrugged and got up, not bothering to stay any longer knowing a huge makeout session is about to start.

She came in.

Her reaction was priceless.

She bursted into laughter aswell.

I sighed and woke up Y/n and Suga.

Suga clung onto Y/n while Y/n was questioning why Namjoon was crying.

I said my explanation and we got our bags up and headed out the door.

Y/n got out her phone and called Crystal.

(Y/n right side  Crystal left side.)

Your P.o.V

"Hey whats up?"
   

                            "Can me and  Yoongi live at the house and you live with Namjoon?"

"Honey I already moved in with him so sure." She said...though I can hear Namjoon groaning and I heard him say, "hurry up I'm hungry for you."

I quickly hung up with a disgusted face.

Yoongi noticed.

"What happened?" He asked.

"I heard some..noises..I think they're going for round 639." I said, with a snort at the end.

"So I'm staying?" He asked calmly. I nodded.

We get home and unpack..

"Crap..there are only two rooms so I'll sleep on the couch." I said.

He shook his head no. "Let's sleep together!!" He said happily.

I blushed and looked down at his words.

He started stuttering, "n-not l-like that, I-I mean, J-just sleep i-in the s-same bed.."

I nodded and laughed. I wasn't even thinking like that. This pervert.

I fixed up Suga's room and layed down. I felt the other side of the bed sink in.

Then I felt arms sneak around my waist making me tense up.

He just smiled and said, "Can we stay like this?" I unconsciously nodded and mentally cursed at myself.

My eyes suddenly got heavy and threatened to fall closed any minute.

Right before my eyes closed, I heard Yoongi say:

"I think I'm starting to fall for you, but since I just got divorced, I feel like a man whore."

He chuckled at the end.

Then I drifted to sleep.

*Dream*

Everything is white.

Then..someone screams.

"ANYONE THERE??" I yelled.

Silence.

I asked again.

Silence.

I started walking. And walking. And walking.

Then..I saw a sight...I never want to see again..

It's Yoongi..making out with..Sanha..

Sanha..my high school and college bully.

I fall on my knees and start sobbing.

"Oh look who it is...the school's slut." Sanha said.

I shook my head, still sobbing.

I was crying for..two..reasons.

One: Yoongi making out with Sanha.

Two: SANHA HAS THOSE LIMITED ADDITION TOTORO SHOES THAT ARE SOLD OUT ;-;

"I wished she'd just die..Suga even calls this whore..'mom'." Yoongi says  making you cry more.

Suddenly it all went blue.

You're stuck.

Stuck in a glass container with water pouring in.

'You're gonna die' is all you thought.

Right before it all went black.

You could see a smirking Yoongi with a smiling Sanha staring at you dying with eyes full of hate.

Black.

*Dream End*