*Intro Music*
*Cut to a Clip of Alex Cutting his Nails*
Alex: *Looks Up at the camera* ...Fuck
*Camera turns to aubrey*
Aubrey: *shaking her head* I MEAN, ALL IM SAYING IS I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GUYS CURSE, GOD. *SOBS*
*Cut to a clip of Anna and Jennifer*
Jennifer: Honestly all I really want is for Alex to actually talk to me sometimes, you know. It hurts *starts crying like the Kim k gif*
Anna: Boys are f*beep*ing a*beep*holes, they're such c*beep*ts. God those, F*beep*holes. Just f*beep* him.
*Cuts to a clip of Laura Floating in the air with a Unicorn*
Laura: *booty shaking* AYO AYE AYE AYO AYE AYE
Clarke: *in a graveyard* *crying*
*Cuts to a clip of Miles Teaching Anna and Alex How to dance*
Miles: Okay so for the gayest dance of the world, put your asses up in the air and shake whatcha mama gave ya.
Alex and Anna: *dies trying to attempt it*
Miles: *facepalm*
*Text appears on the Screen*
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