One day, Vidora woke up and ran downstairs. Wow! She went so fast, she only took 3 hours to get down 12 stairs! That's probably a world record! But then, she reversed time. It was only 6:15. Vidora ate some raw garlic, then heaps of candy to make fresher garlic breath, and more rotten teeth. No-one in the family brushes their teeth, except Lucia. She uses that weird stuff called toothpaste. Anyway, Vidora went downstairs and punched Koosy the cat in the face. "Ay!" Koosy yelled. "Shut up you Koosy poo!" Vidora screamed. Then she called some random number in the local phone book, something called Seanna's Singing Services. "Hi!" Seanna yelled, over the phone. "Would you like to join? Today at 6:30. Great. See you then!" So Vidora hung up, put on her new green, orange and yellow coat, (made of frozen vomit, that's why it's so hard), and she ran over to the singing classes, just in time, too. She took the car, since when she started running, she got tired. It was all the way next door. When she reached there, there was Seanna's at the front desk. "I talked to you on the phone, right?" she asked. "Yah, Duh!" Vidora screamed back. "Great. You will be in the room with Starlette. Ok. Great. See you!" And with that, Seanna pushed Vidora into a big room with a weird looking lady in it. "Hello, Starlette!" Vidora screamed. "Why does that voice sound familiar?" Starlette snapped. "Hey, your voice sounds like someone I know....." Vidora said scarily (not really, but she thought so). Starlette looked up. "Starlette and Vidora gasped at the same time. "Vidora!" Starlette gaped at the same time as Vidora, who said "Ms Posh-Bum!" "Well, well, Vidora has decided to sing, has she?" Ms Posh-Bum laughed evilly. "Yah!" Vidora beamed. "Can I poo? I know a song about poo.. But that's a bad song.. I know one! Minna Minna! Minna Minna MooMah!" She shrieked in a high pitched tone. Ms Posh-Bum covered her ears.
"Try to sing this song. It is called Twinkle Twinkle," Ms Posh-Bum covered her ears and gazed at the sky hopefully. "Twink- l- eh. Twink-l-eh. Lit-t-l-eh. St- a-rah. Poo! Yah! Kah awesome monkey! Poo! *cough cough* phlegmmy! Kah coughy monkey! Aha!" Vidora yelled. Then, Ms Posh-Bum fired Vidora. Well, that's the end of Vidora and singing.
