Bob the Detective

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One day, Bobby decided to get a new job. He saw a sign saying, detective wanted! Come to 19 Jazoon Street, Mattinore, PooTown. Koosy wanted to help. "Hey! Bobby Fat Man! I wanna help, you fart!" Koosy whinged. Koosy whinges a lot. "No but, Koo-sy!" Bob moaned. "You're a cat! You can't be a pooey detective like MEEEEEEEE! Now shoo, Koosy! Go poo or something!" And with that, bob slapped Koosy's face. "Ow! Don't slap me!" Koosy whined and ran away. "Whatever, Koosy!" Vidora shrieked. Off went bob.

When he (finally) reached the house of the crime, a lady named Kim was at the door. "Detective! My cat, Lola went missing from the pet shop! It is ginger and someone by the name of Bobbiring M. stole it! The pet shop owner is the witness!" she cried. "Er..... I stole it! I will bring him back. No need. Koosy is in my backpack," Bob laughed. Koosy hopped out and then Koosy- Er.... I mean Lola, she and Kim started going, 'HEY-EY-EY-EY!' (frozen_chocolates and goldie18 will know this). Nice job, Detective Bob. Hehe! Rhyming with Bob! (Next story).

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