One day, bob went to school. Kindergarten. That's how dumb he is. First up, they did rhyming. Well, that's all they did the whole day, actually. Bob pooed on everything, so he went to the naughty chair 91 times. Most of the kids rhymed better than bob, except one kid called Mittasy. Here is comparison. "Linda, could you please name 3 rhymes?" The teacher said. "Door and More, Care and Spare, Jump and Bump!" Linda smiled. "Good, now, Mittasy?" The teacher nodded at Mittasy. "Erm, I don't know maybe soapingapplemoolacarrothickisil and..... bat?" Mittasy whispered. Well, shouted. Very loudly. "Um.... Not EXCATLY. Bob?" The teacher wailed. "Poo and Bum! Fart and Toilet! Heehee!" Bob chuckled. Then he got expelled. School. Doesn't everyone do well?
