One day,
Actually, I'm tired of starting with one day.
One evening, Vidora was watching her favourite show, toddler fun time, when an ad came on. 'Toddler fun time, the musical!' The TV boomed. Vidora's eyes lit up. The tickets were for sale, and the concert was tonight at 5:30! Vidora quickly gathered up her spare change, which was a button and 2 poos, then she was off!
In the car, Vidora put on the radio. She listened to the radio channel, The Music, which always was playing the song, Just Listen To The Beat Of The Music. Then she listened to Esis' channel, which was always playing the MooMah song.
'Minna Minna! Minna Minna MooMah!' The radio sang. Well, Esis sang, but it was on the radio, so yeah. Yeah. Then she listened to the Poo channel, which was playing the Poo song. Vidora knew all the lyrics to this song, so she kept it on the poo channel.
'Why is there a poo in the toilet? It should be on the floor! Lalalalalalalala! A poo went to the city. Yeah. Aha! Poo is a little smelly! Use it as a perfume, lalala! Oh my little baby poo! Lalala lalala! Poo is my favourite THING! OOOOOOH YAH!' Vidora sang along with the radio.
Then, she reached the StarVille Concert Hall. She gave the button and two poos to the man at the desk, and he was actually Grandpa Moo, who was back from holidays. So she got a ticket and sat inside. After pooing on the lady next to her and her kid, Vidora sat down and the Musical began. The people from the show sang the The Toddler Fun Time theme song.
"Jeana!"
"Derek!"
"Mel!"
"Johnny!"
"Sierra!"
"Logan!"
"Toddler Fun Time, Toddler Fun Time! Get ready for some learning Fun! YEAHH! Toddler Fun Time, Lalalalalala! We will learn to count! We will learn our ABC's! Yay! Everybody say Yay!" The gang sang. Hey, that rhymes! Everyone screamed Yay, including Vidora. In fact, she screamed it so loud, that Sierra told her to be quiet. She cried like a 2-year old, which this show was for, and she sat down. The musical began. "Let's count now!" Derek said all excitedly. "1! What comes after one?" He said, puzzled. "Ooh, Ooh!" Vidora yelled. "19!" All the adults stared at her like she was crazy, which she was, anyway. Then she started psycho pooing at the kid who was sitting next to her. Then she was asked to leave the auditorium. Well, there goes a button and two poos.
