Today, bob decided to try out for the sports. He tried 10.
1. He tries out for the Star Shooter Basketball Team
The coach, Chris Robins, was there to do tryouts. He smiled at bob then looked him up and down. "Ya betta be betta than Da good, chubby, cuz I ain't wastin' ma time 'ere! Ya betta Realise I got waaaay betta thin's Da do than to wait for some chubby dude to finish!" He suddenly snapped.
"Ok!" Bob grinned. "K. Letz get star'ed!" Chris walked over to the goals. "Shoot. If you get 10/10 in, you're gonna get on ma list. Not sayin' that'll get ya on Da team, but it's a start!" He instructed. Bob shot 10 times but all of them plopped straight onto the ground. "That was horrible, chubby. Please leave 'n' stop wast'n' ma time!" Chris yelled. Bob left the gym.
EPIC FAIL
2. Bob Tries out for Athletic Arbels Athletics Team
This time there was a lady coach, Alisa Pitbron. "Hello, Mr, uh?" She grinned. "Bob! Hoohaaheehuuhiihyy!" Bob laughed. "Mr Bob. You'd like to try out for team?" She twisted her mouth. "Yah, Duh!" Bob opened his mouth WIIIIIIDE. "Ok. Start with Sprint. Please run the 100 metre stretch...... NOW!" Alisa started the stopwatch. Bob did mini steps. In another 21 minutes, bob had only moved 2 millimetres, so he wasn't accepted into 100 Metre Sprint. "I'm sorry, Mr Bob, you did not make the sprint team," Alisa announced. "Aww!" Bob whined he started to cry. "Oh, there, there, sir!" Alisa calmed. "Maybe you'll make it into something else!" She encouraged. "Yeah!" Bob piped up. Next up was 200m, which was a fail, he moved 8 centimetres in 1 hour, 800m he moved 1 millimetre in 2 hours. Then it was the jumps. "Ok, now we shall do long jump!" Alisa cheered. "Yay!" Bob yelled. "My favourite!"
Alisa put a soccer ball at the line to mark where bob was supposed to start from. "Ooh, soccer!" He smiled weirdly then kicked the soccer ball 3 millimetres away. Which was a PB. "Ok, GO!" Alisa yelled. Bob kicked the soccer ball again, but this time he slipped and fell straight on his bum. Since his bum was so big, it made bob just bounc off the ground, onto the jumping mat, before the jumping line and did a super bounce, making bob land on the sand with the score 38.29! "Gee, Bob! Some talent you've got there! You've made the long jump!" Alisa smiled. "Yay!" Bob was very happy. "Come along, let's see if you are just as good at high jump!" Alisa was very happy. Bob skipped (very slowly) to where the high jump was. It started off at 1.75. Bob bum-bounced and cleared the level easily. Then it was 2.00. Bob cleared this easily as well. 3.00, Bob thought it was too easy. Who knew bum-bouncing could he so useful. He made it up to 12.00 with his bum-bouncing. So he made the high jump team. Bob also bum bounced through the hurdles but since you have to run, bob didn't make it.
Bob was very happy he made the High Jump and Long Jump team.
LONG JUMP AND HIGH JUMP! SCORE 2 FOR BOB!
3. Bob tried out for netball, disguising as Bobeesa princess of StarVille (introduced in bob goes to the hairdressers) because it was a girl sport.
The coach, Nadia Morris was very strict. She looked at bob(eesa) and snapped,"You're fat and manly, princess. Don't waste my time. There is one spot left for Nadia Netballers. Go. Now just CHEST PASS TO ME! Lead out, 45 degree angle! Here! Catch! Shoot!" Nadia yelled shrilly. Bob did none of this, he just smiled weirdly then bum-bounced down the court. Nadia was furious! "You-you time waster! I HATE YOU! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY GYM, BOBEESA!" She shrieked. "Well, actually, it's not your gym, it's the sport committee gym," Bob said calmly. Nadia had to push him out.
EPIC FAIL
4. Bob walked (very slowly) over to the pool. Next it was swimming. Bob did a pin drop into the pool and then peed. It was so warm, he couldn't resist doing a little wee. The coach (bob didn't know his name) came over. "I'm Miss Freestyle!" He shouted. Oh. So it was a lady. "Ok, Bobbiring, we will begin with all-strokes. So go forward freestyle, tumble turn, come back doing backstroke, then tumble turn, then go again with breaststroke, tumble turn and come back with butterfly. Ready for that 200 metres? Your time starts, NOW!" Miss Freestyle yelled. Bob did that weird smile and pooed in the pool. He was immediately disqualified.
EPIC FAIL
5. Bob goes to the bike riding station. He sees a bike there. He sits on it and it breaks. Bob can't go bike riding because he breaks the bikes.
EPIC EPIC FAIL
6. Bob goes back into the gym for gymnastics. There was a judge called Nina Nita. "Ugh, yet anotheeer a fat boy. Plizz a climb onto za beam!" She instructed. Bob climbed but he broke the beam. Same with the bar and everything. Well, no gymnastics for Bob.
EPIC FAIL
7. Bob goes to the track where the baseball was happening. He signs up since he wasn't planning to do it. The coach, Craig Scott, handed Bob a bat. "Hey mate! Ready for some B-Ball?" He grinned. "YAH!" Bob screamed. "Ok. Stand at the red marker then hit the ball when I throw it. If you can hit it well, you're in. You've also gotta run fast!" He smiled again. Bob walked up to the red marker. Then he smiled that smile and walked back up to Craig. He whacked Craig on the head with the bat. But nothing happened. "Nice try, but I've got a thick head! In the literal sense!" Craig pointed to the red marker. Bob went there. Craig threw the ball and Bob whacked it HARD. He then bum-bounced all the way back to the red marker. "HOME RUN!" Craig yelled. "This guys a natural! Bob, dude you're in!" "Yahoo!" Bob cheered.
YAY! BOB IS IN BASEBALL!
8. Tennis Time! Bob goes to the Tennis Courts. Luke Revelle was the coach and he gave bob a tennis racket. "Ok, man, so you've got to hit the ball to me again and again, man. GO!" He explained. Bob hit it to Luke perfectly. Well, Bob thought it was baseball with another bat. Luke hit it back. Bob hit it back. After about 23 more times of this, Bob was into the team.
HOORAY FOR BOBBIRING! TENNIS IS HERE!
9. Now for soccer. Bob went to the lawn and as the coach, Ryan O'Brien, tried to explain the rules, Bob yelled, "I KNOW HOW TO PLAY!" And with that, he slipped over the ball, fell over and bum-bounced down the grass.
EPIC FAIL
10. Bob goes to the boxing stadium. He was pumped up for this because he had loads of practice punching Koosy/Lola. He was versing the coach, Oliver Denton. The time started and Bob punched Ollie in the face 4 times and he fell. So Bob won. So bob was in!
YAY BOB IS IN BOXING!
Well done to Bob! He got into Long Jump, High Jump, Baseball, Tennis and Boxing! What will happen in the training sand the competition? Find out in: Bob does {insert what the sport is here} training and the {insert what the sport is here} competition! Coming soon!
Sorry no Quiz Time today!
