Bob and Vidora go shopping

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Bob and Vidora decided to go shopping with the twins, Jody and Lucia. "Can we buy some extra fat chips and choccys?" asked Bob. "Yah!" shrieked Vidora, and everyone stared. "What are you ugly people staring at?" Vidora shrieked back. Miss Posh-Bum gasped. "Excuse me, Miss Vidora, but please tell me, YOU THINK I'M UGLY? WELL, TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR!" she screamed. "I don't want to though!" moaned Vidora. "And besides, Lucia broke the mirror while she was farting in her room she did a mega fart and the Mirror broke! And yes, I think you are ugly and fat, unlike me and my wittwe (little) hubby wubby Bobby!" And with that, they started to dance in front of everyone. And then Bob died. And then the ghost of Bob came. "I am the ghost, of Bob!" it sang. "Oh hello!" Vidora yelled.

Wow, what will they do next?

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